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Plot twist of the century: Godzilla isn't the villain anymore, he's just a misunderstood corporate professional in business casual trying to sell you on the benefits of data centers! Look at him standing there all proud with his little tie, presenting a PowerPoint about "green energy" and "tax windfalls" like he didn't just level half the city last Tuesday.
The real horror here is that data centers have somehow become the good guys in this narrative. "Creates jobs! Low impact!" they say, while conveniently ignoring the fact that these things guzzle electricity like a college student chugs energy drinks during finals week. But hey, slap a "green energy" sticker on it and suddenly everyone's cool with the monster in a suit.
The transformation from destroyer to corporate spokesperson is truly the character development nobody asked for but absolutely deserved.
