First Day, First Disaster

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Content foone Foone - 15 Std. So I learned of an amusing bug today. Docker for Windows won't run if you have the Razer Synapse driver management tool running. But the reason is the funny part... 142 17 5.638 ( 11.143 foone Foone 15 Std. So, both programs want to ensure you only run one copy of themselves. So they create a global mutex using the GUID of their NET assembly, right? t7 36 834 foone Foone 15 Std. except! they do it wrong. And they both do it wrong in the same way. The code involved is something like this: string.Format(Global(01, (object) Assembly.GetExecuting Assembly.GetType0.GUID); 11 17 44 ( 888 foone Foone 15 Std. The idea is to get the GUID of the assembly that's executing and to create a GUID based on that, so now you can only run one copy of it. 0 2 17 20 ( 650 foone Foone 15 Std. But it's wrong. The .GetType0 part isn't supposed to be there. That gets the type of the assembly, not the assembly itself. And that type is System.Reflection.RuntimeAssembly, part of .NET itself. 0 2 17 29 ( 1.005 1 foone Foone 15 Std. So what happens is that both of them are creating a global mutex to ensure only one copy runs, but instead of basing the GUID on their own code, they're both using the GUID of a part of NET itself. And they're using the same one! 4 17 45 ( 1.168 foone Foone 15 Std. So how'd that happen? Well, it turns out we can tell EXACTLY how that happened. Because the answer is... STACK OVERFLOW 16 17 301 3.003 foone Foone 15 Std. Back in 2009, the user "Nathan" asked how to get the GUID of the running accommin Twitter durchsuchen foone Foone 15 Std. A year and a month later, it was pointed out (by "Yoopergeek") that it gives the wrong GUID. Three years later, Cerebrus returns and fixes the answer. They can't delete it, because it was accepted 0 7 17 30 C 1.252 foone Foone . 15 Std. V But because they made an error in replying to someone in 2009... this flawed code caused bugs that still exist as recently as March of 2018. Docker for Windows won't start if Razer Synapse 3 is ... Just a quick tip if you're struggling to get docker for Windows working on Windows 10. If you have Razer .. reddit.com 9 17 112 1.829 foone Foone That flawed stackoverflow post is here: How do I programmatically get the GUID of an application in ... I need to access the assembly of my project in C NET2.0. I can see the GUID in the 'Assembly Information' dialog in under stackoverflow.com 6:48 vorm. 18. Feb. 2020 Twitter Web App 39 Retweets 1.281 Gefllt mir"-Angaben

Content This is docker! Docker emphasises on isolation of applications inside containers, so that different applications have no effect on each other. Docker is smart. Be like docker. docker staysafe fightcorona

Content ?php header ("Content-type: texthtml; charsetutf-8"); This is a warning to any poor soul who may have to deal with this code. I took over this criminal piece of chaos from a monkey named Joel who I assume had been given a typewriter by Mephistopheles himself. For reasons I have yet been unable to fathom, he decided to patch together this thing using a BaseX setup hardwired into an unfixably broken Manjaro VM, queried by a handwritten plate of uncommented PHP spaghetti fit to feed an army of people with a serious death wish, without any framework or CMS. The very long BaseX script, very long PHP presenter and very long XSLT stylesheet mostly perform the same heuristic document structuring for different components and are supposed to produce compatible results, but I bet they have mismatches somewhere. Since Prof. T just wanted a few small functional enhancements, I decided to just patch it and keep the general setup. Unless you were hired to correct some spelling mistakes, DO NOT FOLLOW IN MY STEPS. Putting up with this simulation of how a goldfish would design a system has literally given me CLINICAL DEPRESSION. This is not an exaggeration, I am writing this after a prolonged medical therapy - mostly successful, thanks for asking, but not fun. I wouldn't wish this code on anybody who isn't a manager at Oracle or Facebook, and therefore give you this sincere advice: Nuke this. Take the XSLT if you must, and then nuke the app and recreate it in Django or whatever works for you. I would do it myself, but I risked a relapse simply by opening this file again to write this comment. Dear brother or sister, I wish you all the luck and strength in the world and hope it will be enough. Farewell. error reporting (E ALL); ini set("display errors" true); print('?yml version"1.0" encodina" TF.8" ?' "n"):?

Oh. My. GOD. The eternal architecture war rages on! 💅 On the left, we have the frazzled microservices fanatic, probably juggling 47 different repos while frantically debugging why Service A can't talk to Service B even though they were LITERALLY BESTIES yesterday! Meanwhile, the monolith enjoyer on the right is just *radiating* Chad energy with that smile that screams "My entire application is ONE codebase and I sleep like a BABY at night!" The absolute AUDACITY of this meme to capture the existential crisis of modern architecture choices so perfectly! No wonder deployment day for microservices fans requires therapy afterward!

Content HOW THE HELL DID YOU BECOME THE WORLD'S FIRST TRILLIONAIRE? IT WAS NO BIGGIE. I JUST WROTE A SIMPLE FUNCTION APPROXIMATION PROGRAM. ONCE I GOT THE RIGHT PARAMETERS, ARTIFICIAL GENERAL INTELLIGENCE WAS BORN. 01999 7999 SO IT ALL CAME DOWN TO FINDING THE RIGHT BUNCH OF REAL-VALUED MATRICES. YEP, JUST A BIG OL' BUNCH O' NUMBERS AND IT ONLY TOOK A COUPLE THOUSAND LINES OF CODE. CHECK IT, YO. I DID IT ALL FROM MY BEDROOM USING MY 300 LAPTOP AND CLOUD COM- PUTINg THAT COST LESS THAN COFFEE ...AND I USED NOTHING MORE COMPLICATED THAN UNDERGRADUATE MATH. YOU'RE A SONUVABITCH. AND I DID IT ALL IN MY UNDERWEAR. ANYBODY COULD HAVE DONE THIS. I COULD HAVE I DID IT DONE THIS. FIRST. ProgrammerHumor.