First Day, First Disaster

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Content What is on a child's computer? Browser used to access the dark web Virtual Machines can hide operating systems not normally found on the computer- Jike Kali Linux Kali Linux is an operating system often used for hacking 0 WiFi Pineapple is a bit of kit that can be used to capture sensitive data over the in- ternet a DISCORD Discord is a popular communication plat- form often used to share hacking tips Metasploit is penetration software that makes hacking simple If you see any of these on their computer, or have a child you think is hacking, let us know so we can give advice and engage them into positive diversions. rccuwest-midlands.pnn.police.uk

Ah yes, the harsh truth about our digital world - built and maintained by a very specific demographic. The comic suggests that behind all our fancy cloud infrastructure and enterprise systems are just stereotypical Linux enthusiasts with questionable fashion choices and anime avatars. The ">ᴗ

Content IDON'T KNOW WHAT KUBERNETES IS AND AT THIS POINT 1 AM TOO AFRAID TO ASK

Oh the thousand-yard stare of a dev who's been through dependency hell ! That moment when you're trying to resurrect ancient code and make Spark, Java, and Python play nice together... it's like trying to make three cats dance in formation! The smoking cigarette is basically a requirement after hour 12 of "but it worked on the original developer's machine!" Nothing ages you faster than compatibility issues from a codebase older than most interns at your company! 😭