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Content ODB Paypal Donate Quote 244321 Home Latest Browse Random 0 Top 100-200 Add Quote ModApp Search 244321 (38724) - X Cthon98 hey, if you type in your pw, it will show as stars Cthon98 : AzureDiamond hunter2 AzureDiamond doesnt look like star to me Cthon98 AzureDiamond Cthon98 thats what I gee AzureDiamond oh, really? Cthon98 Absolutely AzureDiamond you can go hunter my hunter2-ing hunter2 AzureDiamond haha, does that look funny to you? Cthon98 lol, yes. See, when YOU type hunter, it showg to us as AzureDiamond thats neat, I didnt know IRC did that Cthon98 yep, no matter how many times you type hunter2, it will show to us as AzureDiamond aresome! AzureDiamond wait, how do you know my pw? Cthon98 er, I just copy pasted YOUR 'g and it appears to YOU as hunter cause its your pw AzureDiamond on. o. Home Latest Browse Random 0 Top 100-200 Add Quote Search ModApp 0.0059 21057 quotes approved; 2153 quotes pending

Content 13 I Am Devloper retweetete Honest Work HonestWork 10 min To the person that read the tweet below and thought it was a good idea to ping our site using IE6, thank you for the early morning panic attack. twitter.comiamdevloperst... 1 Am Devloper iamdevloper Every now and then, ping one of your competitor's websites using an IE6 VM. Keep them on their toes. 17 10 35

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The data engineering world in a nutshell: fancy tools vs. reality. On one side you've got the slick conference talk version—Airflow orchestration, dbt transformations, Dagster pipelines, Prefect workflows, and Dataform for that enterprise touch. Cool, composed, Olympic-level precision. Then there's production: a stored procedure from 2009, a Python script held together with duct tape and prayers, and a cron job that nobody dares to touch because "it just works." The guy who wrote it left three years ago and took all the documentation with him (assuming there was any). Modern data stacks are great until you realize 80% of your company's revenue still depends on run_etl_final_v2_ACTUAL_final.py running at 3 AM.

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Content Claire AzureDoo Husband and I reminiscing about the time I texted him on my way home: "Can you start cooking those sausages?" Then added 3 as a cute little heart. He cooked 2 sausages.