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First day on the job and already pushing untested code to production? Bold move, André. Very bold. Nothing says "I belong here" like finding dead code and immediately resurrecting it without asking questions. The senior devs are probably having collective heart attacks while frantically checking Cloudflare's status page. That "Happy to be part of the team" is gonna age like milk when they discover what function he just unleashed upon the world. Somewhere, a DevOps engineer is updating their resume while muttering "not my fault" under their breath.