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Edge Computing

Developer setup Monitor setup Workstation Edge computing Multiple monitors Curved monitors

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Edge Computing

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When someone said "move your workload to the edge," they probably didn't mean literally curving your monitors to the physical edge of your desk setup. But here we are, with monitors bent at angles that would make a chiropractor weep. Guy's got more screen real estate than a small data center, all curved like he's piloting the Starship Enterprise. The neck strain alone is probably processing more pain signals than his actual compute cluster. At least latency is low—everything's within arm's reach.

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