Average FAANG Company Infrastructure

Some developer just installed Arch Linux on a vape. Because why enjoy nicotine when you can enjoy kernel panic attacks instead? The screen proudly displays neofetch with that iconic ASCII Arch logo made of characters, complete with system specs. 728MB of RAM - perfect for running exactly one terminal instance before it crashes. Next up: getting Doom to run on it, because that's the true benchmark of unnecessary computing.

Oh. My. GAWD. The absolute AUDACITY of Linux users pretending their OS is user-friendly! 💅 Doctor Strange here can see 14 MILLION futures but not ONE where someone actually compiles from source instead of using package managers like a normal human being. The cosmic irony! Linux evangelists will preach about "freedom" and "control" but then use apt-get install like the rest of us mortals. It's giving "I read the entire manual but still used the quick-start guide" energy. We're all just pretending to be hardcore while secretly thanking the package manager gods for saving us from dependency hell. PERIODT. ✨

The eternal programmer's dilemma: spend 2 hours writing a script to automate a 15-minute task you'll never do again, or just... do the task? The math doesn't check out, but our brains sure think it does! That clenched fist represents the sheer willpower needed to resist opening a terminal and typing #!/bin/bash when you know deep down you should just get the task done manually. Fun fact: According to the "Automation Efficiency Threshold" (which I totally didn't make up), a task needs to be performed at least (development time ÷ manual time) times to be worth automating. But who follows that rule when you can write a cool script instead?

The eternal Vim trap strikes again! Nothing quite like the cold sweat of realizing you're stuck in a text editor with seemingly no escape. The park ranger says "You cannot exit vim without proper keystrokes" - the digital equivalent of checking your hiking permit before letting you leave the wilderness. Meanwhile, seasoned Linux users smugly flash their "permit" - the sacred sudo shutdown command. It's the programming equivalent of bringing a bulldozer to a gardening competition. Sure, it works, but at what cost? Your unsaved changes send their regards from the void. For the uninitiated: Vim is that text editor your senior dev insists makes them 10x more productive, yet somehow they spend half their day configuring it. The classic escape sequence is :wq or :q! - but why remember that when you can just nuke your entire system?

The ultimate game of terminal Russian roulette! This genius created a chain of aliases where seemingly innocent directory creation commands ( mkdir , mksir , etc.) all eventually point to mkdie - which is secretly sudo rm -rf / --no-preserve-root . One typo and your entire filesystem gets nuked into oblivion. The warning at the top " #NO TYPOS PLEASE! " is the understatement of the century. It's like putting a "please don't touch" sign on a nuclear launch button shaped like a comfy pillow.

Someone out here really writing PowerShell scripts on their PHONE like they're texting their crush at 2 AM. Imagine debugging nested objects and piping commands to CSV exports while your thumbs are cramping and autocorrect is trying to turn "Sort-Object" into "Sorry Object." The sheer audacity! The dedication! The absolute CHAOS of trying to navigate curly braces on a mobile keyboard! What's stopping you? Oh I don't know, maybe the fact that I enjoy having functional wrists and a will to live? Some people really woke up and chose violence against their own productivity. Respect the hustle though—this person is out here exporting USB disk reports while waiting in line at Starbucks.