Reduce Crime With This One Simple Trick

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Reduce Crime With This One Simple Trick

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Batman dropping system administration wisdom that would make Gotham's IT department proud. In Unix-like systems, when a parent process dies but its child processes remain running, those orphaned processes get adopted by the init process (PID 1) - essentially becoming "Batman processes" without parents. It's the vigilante justice of process management. Criminals beware, orphaned processes are watching.

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