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OH. MY. GOD. The absolute DEVOLUTION of programmers is too real! 😭 On the left, we have the CHAD programmer of yesteryear - building an ENTIRE OPERATING SYSTEM FROM SCRATCH, talking directly to God, and casually mentioning CIA conspiracies while coding in 640x480 resolution like some kind of digital BARBARIAN! And what do we have now? A pathetic little doge in a coffee sweater, TRAPPED in Vim, desperately clinging to Stack Overflow and Spotify for emotional support! Can't even exit a text editor without begging for help! The audacity! The TRAGEDY! For the uninitiated: TempleOS was an operating system coded entirely by one man (Terry Davis) who claimed divine inspiration. Meanwhile, Vim is that text editor where generations of programmers have been held hostage because nobody remembers how to exit it (it's :q! by the way, YOU'RE WELCOME).

The eternal battle between GUI lovers and command-line purists rages on! The security team is freaking out about GitHub Desktop while the Linux admin (sporting that glorious CLI-worthy mane) is having none of it. It's like bringing a mouse to a keyboard fight. Real devs type commands with their eyes closed while drinking coffee with their third hand. The GUI crowd might as well be using Fisher-Price "My First Computer" while the command-line warriors judge silently from their black terminal screens. The hair length is directly proportional to terminal proficiency. That's just science.

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