Trust Me Bro A Script Will Be Faster

Automation Scripting Efficiency Overengineering Laziness Time management Productivity Developer life

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Trust Me Bro A Script Will Be Faster

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Spending 30 minutes writing a script to automate a 5-minute task is the hill I'll proudly die on. Sure, I could just do the damn thing, but where's the elegance in that? The cosmic irony of programming: we'd rather spend 6x longer building the automation than actually doing the work. It's not laziness—it's "future-proofing." And yes, I know I'll never run that script again. But what if I did? Checkmate.

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