Trust Me Bro A Script Will Be Faster

That face when your company's architectural diagrams belong in a museum of fiction, not a client presentation. Nothing quite like watching management proudly display those beautiful, pristine diagrams with perfectly aligned microservices while you're sitting there knowing the actual system is held together by duct tape, prayers, and that one hack from 2018 that nobody understands but everyone's afraid to remove. The diagram says "elegant distributed system" but reality says "monolithic spaghetti with extra meatballs of technical debt."

When they say "comment your code," I don't think they meant copying instructions from a pizza box. But honestly, this is more helpful than most comments I've seen in production. At least it's clear what you need to do! Unlike that one function named "doStuff()" with a comment that just says "magic happens here." If only debugging were as simple as opening a box before eating pizza—though both activities do tend to happen at midnight while questioning your life choices.

Content PROGRAMMERS: "YOU DON'T NEED COMMENTS. YOUR CODE SHOULD SPEAK FOR ITSELE. ALSO PROGRAMMERS: SI CAN'T REMEMBER WHATT WAS DOING. F ONLY THERE WERE COMMENTS imaflio.con

Content Robert Schultz RobertSchultz "can we contact your previous employer to find out what you were like on the job?" sure as long as i can contact your previous employee to find out what you did to drive them away

Content Vishal VishalMalvi My Relationship status as a developer: 1. I woke up 2. I went to Office 3. I saw her 4. I talked to her 5. I helped her to solve a coding problem 6. We went on a coffee date 7. She agreed 8. we got married but the sequence was 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 1

Content SOL Server Empty String imotlip.com Alright team, how should a database handle an empty string? AS400DB2 Empty String. Oracle: It should be Null