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Oh honey, "rarely" is doing some HEAVY lifting here. Someone clearly hasn't opened a legacy C++ codebase where macros breed like rabbits in the preprocessor wilderness. You know what's rare? Finding a C++ project that doesn't have at least seventeen #define statements doing absolutely cursed things to your code before the compiler even sees it. "Rarely" my entire stack trace—those bad boys are EVERYWHERE, turning innocent code into a debugging nightmare faster than you can say "undefined behavior." But sure, let's pretend they're some endangered species when they're actually the cockroaches of the C++ ecosystem: impossible to kill and thriving in the darkest corners of your codebase.

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Initial excitement: "Learn C++ in one video? Sweet!" Then you notice the video is 35,040 minutes long—that's 24 days of non-stop coding hell. But wait! Setting playback speed to 30000x reduces it to a merciful 1.16 minutes! Modern problems require modern solutions. Just remember to pause at the memory management section or you'll miss the part where your computer and sanity both crash simultaneously.