Trust Me Bro A Script Will Be Faster

Remember when code reviews meant finding your coworker's spaghetti logic and passive-aggressive variable names? Now it's just you, questioning your existence while scrutinizing AI-generated code that's somehow both flawless and completely nonsensical. The modern code reviewer: frantically Googling obscure algorithms at 2 AM because you can't tell if GitHub Copilot is brilliant or hallucinating. "Is this O(log n) solution actually genius or am I being gaslit by a language model that learned to code from Stack Overflow?" Nothing grinds your gears quite like spending your precious human life debugging code written by a machine that doesn't even get tired or need coffee breaks.

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The eternal developer dilemma: finish a project in 4 hours that management estimated would take 6 months. Do you reveal your wizardry and risk getting more work dumped on you? Or do you quietly sip coffee for the next 5 months while occasionally muttering "it's more complex than it looks"? This is why estimation meetings exist—so developers can pad timelines by 800% while managers nod knowingly. The remaining 19% of the project is just documentation no one will read anyway. Pro tip: Always save some trivial feature for the last week so you can heroically "finish early" without revealing you've been playing Minecraft for five months.

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