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Back in 1980, before the laptop blessed humanity with portable computing, people were out here balancing ENTIRE desktop setups on their laps like absolute maniacs. My guy is literally in bed with a full monitor, keyboard, mouse, and what appears to be the entire server room's worth of cables tangled across the sheets, while his partner contemplates every life choice that led to this moment. The commitment is honestly inspiring. No ergonomics? No problem. Cables everywhere creating a fire hazard? Who cares. Girlfriend giving you the death stare? Irrelevant. The grind never stops, even when your "portable" computer weighs 47 pounds and requires its own zip code. Truly, the laptop didn't invent working from bed—it just made it slightly less likely to result in a chiropractor visit and a breakup.

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Romance has nothing on the sheer agony of a missing semicolon. While some poor soul loses sleep over a person, developers enter the special circle of debugging hell where we stare at perfectly fine-looking code for 96 hours straight, questioning our career choices, sanity, and the fundamental laws of the universe—all because we forgot to type a single character that's smaller than a fruit fly. The compiler doesn't care about your feelings; it just wants its damn semicolon.

Content i South Korea All South Koreans to become younger as traditional age system scrapped June will mark end of system that deemed newborns to be a year old, with a year added every 1 January Justin McCurry in Tokyo and agencies Fri 9 Dec 2022 10.27 GMT South Korea is to scrap its traditional method of counting ages and adopt the international standard - a change that that will knock one or two years off people's ages on official documents but could take time to seep into daily life. ProdrammerHumor.io