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The most terrifying message you can receive from a coworker at 9:40 AM: "I'm about to destroy the backend and DB."
That desperate "Deploy*" followed by "Applogies" is the digital equivalent of watching someone drop a vase in slow motion. The frantic prayer hands emoji really sells the absolute panic.
And the cherry on top? "It was a typo." Sure, John. We all accidentally type "destroy the backend and DB" when we meant "deploy some minor updates." Happens to the best of us. That's why the "take the day off" suggestion isn't kindness—it's survival instinct.
