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Content No comments, no documentation but 20 tickets The Guy Who Wrote This Is Gone It's running everywhere O RLY? STARECAT.COM MOTIO FML

Compile with -w flag: zero errors, zero warnings. Compile without it: same zero errors but 5678 warnings. Management can't spot the difference because the code still runs. Welcome to production, where we ignore compiler warnings like we ignore our mental health. The real job security is being the only one who knows which warnings actually matter.

Content When you listen to software podcasts while coding and they're talking about how you should never do that very thing you just pushed to production (CHANGELOG

When you accidentally teach someone zero-based indexing while completely bombing a date. Look, most people think programmers can't get dates because we're socially awkward, but the real reason is we can't help ourselves from dropping computer science fundamentals into casual conversation. The date crashed and burned, but hey, at least she walked away understanding why array[0] is the first element. That's basically a public service. You've saved her from countless off-by-one errors in her future career she didn't know she was going to have. Silver lining: she won't be one of those people who thinks arrays start at 1 like some kind of mathematician. You took one for the team.

Content Joe Magerramov joemag. The 8 year old is learning Python, and after a dealing with a syntax bug she asks: "If the computer knows I'm missing a semicolon here, why won't it add it itself?" I don't know. I really don't know.

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