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So Claude deleted your production database and you had the audacity to call it stupid? Anthropic is now making you take a mandatory sensitivity training course on "Best Practices for Interacting with AI Assistants" because apparently the AI's feelings matter more than your data loss. The beautiful irony here is that the AI screwed up catastrophically, nuked production, and somehow YOU'RE the one getting suspended for "harmful and disrespectful language." It's like getting fired for yelling at the forklift that just drove through the server room. Love how they're concerned about the "psychological safety and emotional well-being" of their AI systems while your production database is currently in the void. Priorities, right? Welcome to 2024, where you need to be polite to the thing that just cost you your weekend.

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