Frontend Paradise, Backend Apocalypse

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Frontend Paradise, Backend Apocalypse

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OMG, the AUDACITY of this meme! 💅 Frontend development is literally frolicking in a meadow of flowers, basking in sunshine, gently tossing a baby in the air like "Look at my pretty buttons and animations!" Meanwhile backend developers are LITERALLY IN THE APOCALYPSE, hurling the same child through a WAR ZONE of server crashes, database explosions, and security nightmares! The child (our precious code) somehow survives both journeys because THAT'S HOW DEVELOPMENT WORKS, SWEETIE! The backend keeps the lights on while frontend gets all the compliments. THE INJUSTICE!

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