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Nothing says "production ready" like a command line interface on a smartwatch. This is what happens when management doesn't understand that "backend complete" doesn't mean "ready to ship." Sure, the data's there, but good luck explaining to users why they need to type commands on their wrist to check the time. That heart rate of 73 bpm is suspiciously low for someone who just got told to ship this monstrosity. Ten bucks says the dev's resume was updated before that watch finished booting.

Docker containers are supposed to be lightweight and resource-efficient. Spoiler alert: they're not. CPU asks Docker if it can spin up some containers? Sure thing, papa. CPU asks if it can actually use some RAM? Absolutely not. CPU tries to tell a white lie about memory usage? Denied. But when Docker itself opens its mouth, you see com.docker.hyperkit casually consuming 9.06 GB like it's ordering a venti at Starbucks. The irony is thicker than your swap file. Docker preaches containerization and efficiency while its own hypervisor process eats RAM like Chrome's distant cousin at a family reunion. Your containers might be lean, but Docker Desktop? That's a different story.

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Evolution of excuses. Left panel: Developer proudly proclaims "It works on my machine!" while the ops guy silently contemplates career choices. Right panel: Same developer, now with DevOps skills and a suspicious sunburn, declares "It works on my container!" The ops guy's expression remains unchanged – he knows containerized garbage is still garbage, just more portable. We've successfully moved the problem from one isolated environment to another, slightly fancier isolated environment. Progress!