Can You Find The Bug?

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Can You Find The Bug?

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The bike represents a classic web architecture where everything is duct-taped together with questionable integration. The back-end (purple part) and front-end (green part) are connected by a REST API that's literally plastic wrap and tape. This is what happens when your "microservices" architecture is designed during a hackathon at 4am fueled by energy drinks and desperation. The developers stand proudly next to their monstrosity as if they've just revolutionized computing. Spoiler: they haven't.

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