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Dev Team Be Like: It's MVP Ready

Dev Team Be Like: It's MVP Ready
Ah, the classic "MVP" that management is so proud of. Two bikes duct-taped together with all the structural integrity of a house of cards built during an earthquake. The backend developer's purple bike looks somewhat functional but outdated, while the frontend is a flashy green monstrosity that barely connects to anything. And that REST API in the middle? Just plastic wrap and prayers holding the entire architecture together. Yet somehow this contraption is deemed "production ready" by people who've never written a line of code. This is what happens when the deadline was "yesterday" and the budget was "whatever's in the vending machine."

Can You Find The Bug?

Can You Find The Bug?
The bike represents a classic web architecture where everything is duct-taped together with questionable integration. The back-end (purple part) and front-end (green part) are connected by a REST API that's literally plastic wrap and tape. This is what happens when your "microservices" architecture is designed during a hackathon at 4am fueled by energy drinks and desperation. The developers stand proudly next to their monstrosity as if they've just revolutionized computing. Spoiler: they haven't.

The Full-Stack Bicycle

The Full-Stack Bicycle
Two bicycles duct-taped together perfectly sum up modern web architecture. The backend (purple bike) does all the heavy lifting with actual storage and logic, while the frontend (green bike) just handles what users see. And in the middle? The REST API - literally holding this monstrosity together with the digital equivalent of duct tape and prayers. The most realistic part is how the backend developer looks oddly proud of this contraption while the frontend dev is just standing there wondering how this became their life.