This Isn't Normal

When someone dares to suggest you could just use a simple, straightforward solution but instead you're out here wrestling with the Azure Storage SDK like it's a feral beast that refuses to be tamed. Because why would ANYTHING in cloud development be intuitive or easy? The SDK documentation reads like ancient hieroglyphics, the error messages are about as helpful as a chocolate teapot, and you're just sitting there screaming into the void while your code throws exceptions you didn't even know existed. But sure, let's just "be normal" about our cloud storage implementation. Normal is for people who don't enjoy suffering through 47 authentication methods and blob container permissions that make zero sense!