This Isn't Normal

The grim reaper of tech has arrived! Microsoft proudly announces 30% of their code is now AI-generated while simultaneously showing off their crown jewels: Azure, Microsoft 365, and... Minecraft? Nothing says "we're revolutionizing the future" quite like having AI write your code while you're busy acquiring every gaming studio on the planet. Next update: "Microsoft is a corporation that turns developers into LinkedIn profile updaters." The skeleton isn't just decoration—it's a visual representation of your career after the AI finishes "optimizing" your job description.

Content Claire AzureDoo Husband and I reminiscing about the time I texted him on my way home: "Can you start cooking those sausages?" Then added 3 as a cute little heart. He cooked 2 sausages.

Content Claire AzureDoo Husband and I reminiscing about the time I texted him on my way home: "Can you start cooking those sausages?" Then added 3 as a cute little heart. He cooked 2 sausages.

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The beautiful irony of tech infrastructure: society said electric cars would collapse the grid, but somehow data centers consuming the electricity of small nations to train AI models and mine crypto? Totally fine, completely sustainable, nothing to see here. Your average data center pulls more juice than thousands of Teslas combined, yet nobody bats an eye. But suggest Grandma gets an EV and suddenly everyone's an electrical engineer worried about grid capacity. Meanwhile, ChatGPT is over here burning enough power to light up a city just to tell you how to center a div. Fun fact: A single large data center can consume 50+ megawatts continuously. That's enough to power about 37,000 homes. But sure, Karen's Nissan Leaf is the real problem.

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