Git Back To Fixing Azure

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Microsoft's official account telling dad jokes while Azure is burning in the background is peak corporate comedy. The replies absolutely commit to reality: "git back to fixing azure" because apparently the cloud is down... again. Nothing says "we're a serious tech company" like posting knock-knock jokes during an outage. The contrast between the cheerful dad joke and the "please fix our production environment" replies is chef's kiss perfection. It's like watching someone arrange deck chairs on the Titanic, but with version control puns.

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