No Means No

Someone really woke up and decided to create a SaaS business for... *checks notes* ...rounding numbers. Yes, you read that right. The most basic mathematical operation you learned in elementary school is now available in THREE premium tiers! The free tier gives you "Gravitational Decimal Setting" (because apparently decimals need physics now?) and "Standard precision loss" – which is just a fancy way of saying "we'll round your numbers, sometimes." The Pro tier at $49/month unlocks "Aspirational Decimal Elevation" and gives you 10,000 rounds per month because OBVIOUSLY you need to budget your Math.round() calls. And the Enterprise plan? $99/month for "Zero-Day fractional mitigation" and a ROUNDING INSURANCE POLICY. Because nothing says corporate necessity like insuring your ability to turn 3.7 into 4. The cherry on top? "256-bit AES encryption for your decimals. Because security." Your decimals are now more protected than your bank account. What a time to be alive in the cloud-everything economy!

Content Matthew Ebel O matthewebel All the furries are hung over and recovering from FurFest today. And AWS goes down. This tracks.

Content Giulio Carrara 3rd Software Engineer 1d Dear recruiters, if you are looking for: - Java, Python, PHP - React, Angular - PostgreSQL, Redis, MongoDB - AWS, S3, EC2, ECS, EKS - nix system administration - Git and CI with TDD - Docker, Kubernetes That's not a Full Stack Developer. That's an entire IT department. Yours truly 0 8,801 391 comments

Content Sebastin Ramrez tiangolo I saw a job post the other day. It required 4 years of experience in FastAPI. I couldn't apply as I only have 1.5t years of experience since I created that thing. Maybe it's time to re-evaluate that "years of experience skill level". E 7:10 PM 11 Jul 20 Twitter Web App

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