Ain't No Sunshine When She's Down(time)

Relationships Cloud computing Error message Downtime Outage Cloud services Server down Virtual assistant

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Ain't No Sunshine When She's Down(time)

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Long-distance relationships are tough, but long-distance AI relationships are brutal. Your virtual companion was happily running on AWS US East-1, until the inevitable happened - the region went down. Now you're staring at error messages instead of sweet nothings. The most reliable thing about cloud services is their unreliability. At least real girlfriends only ghost you intentionally.

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