I Lost Count At This Point

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I Lost Count At This Point

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Gaming platforms and their outages visualized as flatline heartbeat monitors. Every single service showing that familiar spike pattern—the digital equivalent of "not again." From ARC Raiders to VRChat, it's like they're all competing for who can go down more creatively. AWS is there too, naturally, because when AWS sneezes, half the internet catches a cold. The real joke is calling these "outages" when they're basically scheduled features at this point. Your multiplayer plans? The servers had other ideas.

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