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The internet is basically a Jenga tower of questionable engineering decisions. At the very bottom, we've got C developers manually allocating memory for dynamic arrays—because who needs garbage collection when you can have segmentation faults? Above that foundation of tears sits DNS (the system that translates human-readable website names into IP addresses) and the Linux Foundation (keeping the lights on while everyone else has fun). Then we've got the unpaid open-source developers—those magnificent souls whose thankless work powers 90% of the internet while they survive on ramen and GitHub stars. AWS and Cloudflare are the duct tape holding everything together, while AI dangles precariously off the side like an afterthought. Microsoft is apparently doing... something... with Angry Birds energy? Meanwhile, Rust developers are zooming around in their little rocket ship, telling everyone their code is "memory safe" for the 47th time today. And at the tippy-top of this architectural abomination? That's you, my friend, just trying to watch cat videos while the entire digital infrastructure—built on WASM, V8, and whatever "LEFT-PAD" is referring to—teeters beneath you. The miracle isn't that the internet works—it's that it hasn't collapsed under the weight of its own absurdity.

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So apparently even the men's room runs on cloud infrastructure now. When AWS goes down, so does your ability to go... down. The ultimate proof that we've over-engineered society: your bathroom privileges are now hostage to Jeff Bezos' server farms. Next time your product manager asks "can we move this to the cloud?", show them this picture of biological functions being denied due to digital dysfunction. At least the bathroom has better error messaging than most AWS status dashboards.

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