Jungle Ops: The AWS Survival Challenge

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Jungle Ops: The AWS Survival Challenge

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Congratulations, you've discovered the secret to cheap cloud infrastructure: child labor and psychological warfare! Nothing says "DevOps efficiency" quite like threatening junior developers with abandonment in the AWS jungle if they don't fix your spaghetti infrastructure. The perfect metaphor for how most companies handle their cloud migration strategy - throw terrified newcomers at the problem until someone figures out why your Lambda functions are bleeding money. Those kids' tears are still cheaper than actual AWS consultants.

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