Aaaaa God Help Me

Seven and a half million dollars. Current month. With a 144,795,537,685% increase. And a forecasted end of thirteen million. Someone left an EC2 instance running overnight. Or maybe spun up a few thousand GPUs for "testing purposes." Either way, you're now personally responsible for a bill that exceeds the GDP of a small island nation.

The crying cat face is doing a lot of heavy lifting here because what else can you do? Call your manager? They're already updating their LinkedIn. Call AWS support? They'll just congratulate you on being such a valued customer. The "Savings opportunities: Not enabled" is the cherry on top—like yeah, thanks AWS, really helpful suggestion NOW.

Pro tip: Always set billing alerts. And cost limits. And maybe just work at a company that uses DigitalOcean instead.