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Billionaire's Cloud Bill Nightmare
AWS Devops Programming Cloud
1 day ago 61.5K views 0 shares
Billionaire's Cloud Bill Nightmare
Even billionaires aren't immune to the classic cloud computing blunder. Somewhere in AWS headquarters, a monitoring alert is screaming while Bezos' net worth plummets by the millisecond. The true cost of forgetting to terraform destroy your test environment. This is why DevOps engineers wake up in cold sweats at 3am wondering "did I turn everything off?"

The Fourth Rule: No AWS
AWS Devops Programming Cloud
4 days ago 68.9K views 0 shares
The Fourth Rule: No AWS
The fastest way to burn through $100M? Just whisper "AWS" and watch your bank account evaporate. That SRE knew exactly what they were doing - nothing drains a budget faster than spinning up a few "right-sized" EC2 instances and forgetting about them for a weekend. The genie immediately adding a fourth rule is basically Amazon's business model in a nutshell. Honestly, at least gambling gives you a chance of winning something back.

The Cavern Of Cloud Computing Lies
Cloud Devops Kubernetes Docker AWS
18 days ago 107.5K views 0 shares
The Cavern Of Cloud Computing Lies
The cloud computing evolution depicted as a cave of lies! At the surface, we've got that ancient PC gathering dust under some desk—you know, the one IT forgot about but somehow still runs your company's critical payroll system. Dig deeper and you find EC2 instances, the "I'm totally in control of my infrastructure" phase. Go deeper still and there's Kubernetes, where DevOps engineers spend 80% of their time configuring YAML files and 20% explaining why everything is broken. And at the very bottom? "Serverless"—the promised land where servers supposedly don't exist, but you're actually just renting someone else's servers while sacrificing all debugging capabilities. The deeper you go, the more you pay for "simplicity" that requires a PhD to understand!