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The tech industry's holy trinity formula has been cracked. Apple and Tesla follow the standard playbook: one visionary jerk who takes all the credit, one European designer with impeccable taste, and one quiet engineer who actually makes things work. Then there's Linux. Linus Torvalds somehow managed to fill all three roles simultaneously, creating an operating system while telling everyone to go fork themselves. The man literally wrote Git because other version control systems weren't worthy of his code. And that, friends, is why Linux runs the internet while you're still rebooting Windows.

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Content Have you ever heard of Qualcomm, innovator and creator of cell phone technology? Oh yeah. Qualcomm has been inventing and licensing their ideas to tech companies for years. 10 bucks?!? That's obscene! How can poor poor Apple, the world's largest tech company, expect to survive Qualcomm's blatant monopolistic practices? As an Apple app developer, that's the kind of question that keeps me up at night. 2017 Jeff Lofvers Did you know Apple is suing Qualcomm for having monopolistic tendencies and gouging prices? You bet! Their patents cost Apple around 10 per iPhone. Now if you'll excuse me, I have to pay Apple my annual 99 app developer fee, plus 30 of all app sales, and shop for a new Macintosh computer, the only hardware I'm allowed to use when submitting to iTunes, as mandated by the Apple Developer Agreement. Don't Hit Save - donthitsave.com

When global RAM prices spike 20% but you've already been paying Apple's 800% markup for years, you don't even flinch anymore. You were forged in the fires of $400 for an extra 8GB. You were shaped by the darkness of non-upgradeable soldered memory. Regular PC users panic when RAM goes from $50 to $60, but Apple users? They simply exist in a higher plane of financial pain where the concept of "reasonable hardware pricing" is but a distant memory. The rest of the tech world complains about inflation while Apple users have been living in their own private economic crisis since the first unibody MacBook. At this point, paying obscene amounts for basic specs isn't a bug—it's a lifestyle choice.