Apple Now Catering To The Severed Floor

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Apple Now Catering To The Severed Floor

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The "Lumon Terminal Pro" sitting alongside MacBook Air and MacBook Pro is a brilliant nod to the dystopian Apple TV+ show "Severance" where employees use retro-looking terminals at Lumon Industries. It's like Apple decided, "Hey, our products aren't overpriced and cultish enough, let's add a computer that literally separates your work memories from your personal life!" Next up: iLobotomy Pro Max, starting at just $5,999 (brain not included).

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