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Content Owen Ashworth AdvanceBase My kid just told my wife that before she (my kid) was born, she (my kid) was her (my wife's) tooth fairy when SHE (my wife) was a kid. now my kid has all of my wife's old baby teeth in HER mouth. We're all feeling pretty fucked up about it. 9:11 PM 12 Nov 19 Twitter for Android

Finally found a developer who truly loves their craft! With a whopping 4.2 stars and 10 MILLION downloads, this app is clearly made by someone passionate about coding. Just look at that beautiful update note: "Added more bugs to fix later." Because why solve problems today when you can create job security for tomorrow? The dev literally said "you know what this app needs? MORE issues!" It's like a chef adding raw chicken to a perfectly good meal just to keep things spicy. The commitment to chaos is honestly inspiring. This is what happens when you enjoy coding SO much that you're already planning your future debugging sessions. Work smarter, not harder, right?

Ah, the classic corporate "transparency" move. Some Japanese website creates a seemingly helpful tool for home buyers to avoid noisy neighborhoods, but the real punchline? They're straight-up admitting they've been eavesdropping on everyone through their phones. That map isn't a public service—it's a confession wrapped in a feature. "Hey, we've been spying on you for years, but look at this cool heat map we made with all your private conversations!" The tech industry's version of "I've been stealing your mail for years, but I made you a nice collage with all the photos I found."

OMG THE HYPOCRISY IS KILLING ME! 💀 Google out here preaching about killing sideloading for "security reasons" while their own Play Store is LITERALLY hosting sketchy "UNOFFICIAL" apps with 10K+ downloads! The cognitive dissonance is so thick you could cut it with a knife! And that app? "Fitgirl Repacks"?? For those not in the know, that's basically code for "pirated games repackaged" - the EXACT security nightmare they're supposedly fighting against! The irony is so delicious I can't even! Google's security theater deserves a standing ovation for this performance! 👏

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