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Fuck If I Know

User experience File management File system Storage Mobile apps Mobile development Android development

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Fuck If I Know

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Android's file system is basically a labyrinth designed by someone who hates you personally. You save a file and Android cheerfully confirms success, but good luck finding that thing again. Is it in Downloads? Documents? Some random folder deep in /storage/emulated/0/Android/data/com.something.something? Your guess is as good as Android's. The OS just shrugs and walks away like it didn't just gaslight you about where your file went. Mobile development really is just desktop development but with extra psychological warfare.

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