Time To Grind Sorting Algo

Future dating preferences just got hilariously dystopian! 😂 By 2030, forget height and wealth requirements - we'll be swiping left on anyone who wasn't trained on at least 200B parameters! Meanwhile, the robots are just going "beep boop" while secretly planning to replace us all in the dating pool. The AI singularity isn't coming for our jobs first... it's coming for our love lives! Dating apps in 10 years will have a filter for "minimum transformer size" right next to "must love dogs."

OH. MY. GOD. The absolute AUDACITY of Bogo Sort, the superhero nobody asked for! 💀 This algorithm is literally just shuffling cards until they accidentally fall in order . Seven attempts to sort THREE elements?! I can't even! That's like needing seven tries to put your shoes on the right feet! And the flowchart? Check for sorted → if not, SHUFFLE EVERYTHING and pray to the algorithm gods. That's not a sorting algorithm, that's a gambling addiction with extra steps! The best part? It has "the potential to rival quicksort" in the same way I have the potential to win an Olympic gold medal if they suddenly make procrastination a competitive sport. Theoretical O(1)? Sure, and I'm theoretically dating a supermodel! 🙄

The Tower of Hanoi: that innocent-looking wooden toy with colorful disks that normal people dismiss as "just a kids' game." Meanwhile, programmers are having existential crises implementing its recursive algorithm. Nothing says "fun childhood memories" like a problem that requires 2^n-1 moves and teaches you the crushing reality of exponential time complexity. Your CS professor probably still wakes up in cold sweats thinking about it.

Ah, the classic "checking if a number is even" function written by someone who clearly slept through the modulo operator lesson. Instead of the simple return number % 2 == 0 , this poor soul is writing out every possible case until they presumably die of old age around number 2,147,483,647. This is the programming equivalent of digging a tunnel with a spoon when there's a perfectly good excavator sitting right there. The desperate tweet above the code says it all - there IS an easier way, buddy. There always is.

Regular scientists question why something works. Computer scientists stare blankly at their screens at 3AM wondering why their perfectly valid code refuses to run. Then it suddenly works without changing anything. Science has rules. Programming has mood swings.

Ah, the cruel reality of GPU programming. In normal code, an if-else is just a simple branch. But on a GPU, where threads run in lockstep, if some threads take the "if" path and others take the "else" path, your fancy graphics card basically says: "Cool, I'll just run both paths and waste half my processing power." Thread divergence: where your $1200 graphics card suddenly performs like it's running on hamster power because one pixel decided to be special. And we all just accept this madness as "the coolest thing ever" while silently dying inside.