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When your girlfriend questions her position in your life, just tell her she's at index [1] in your array of interests. She'll think she's second place, but little does she know arrays start at 0, making her actually second-to-last in your priority list. Genius level relationship deception using computer science! The real question is what's at index [0]? Probably debugging that recursive function that's been keeping you up for three nights straight.

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