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That feeling when you realize your production server is granting admin access to literally everyone because you used = (assignment) instead of == (comparison) in your if statement. Fun fact: This single character mistake is why some senior devs wake up in cold sweats at 2AM. The code if (user = admin) doesn't check if user equals admin - it assigns admin to user, then evaluates to true because admin is truthy. Congrats, you just made everyone a superuser!

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Docker containers are supposed to be lightweight and resource-efficient. Spoiler alert: they're not. CPU asks Docker if it can spin up some containers? Sure thing, papa. CPU asks if it can actually use some RAM? Absolutely not. CPU tries to tell a white lie about memory usage? Denied. But when Docker itself opens its mouth, you see com.docker.hyperkit casually consuming 9.06 GB like it's ordering a venti at Starbucks. The irony is thicker than your swap file. Docker preaches containerization and efficiency while its own hypervisor process eats RAM like Chrome's distant cousin at a family reunion. Your containers might be lean, but Docker Desktop? That's a different story.

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