Programmers Gambling Addiction

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Programmers Gambling Addiction

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Oh. My. GOD! Bitcoin mining explained in the most SAVAGE way possible! 😱 Imagine playing a cosmic lottery where you're trying to guess a number between 1 and 10²² (that's a 1 with TWENTY-TWO zeros after it, sweetie). The odds are so astronomically ridiculous that your computer would literally burst into flames before guessing correctly! Yet here we are, with thousands of miners worldwide melting the polar ice caps with their electricity consumption just to play this mathematical slot machine from hell. And for what? The CHANCE to win 3.125 Bitcoin that they'll probably never sell because "it might go up more." The delusion is BREATHTAKING!

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