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Looks Pretty Accurate To Me
Security Hardware Programming
3 months ago 23.3M views 0 shares
Looks Pretty Accurate To Me
So apparently your fever isn't your immune system fighting off invaders—it's just malware using your CPU cycles to mine crypto. Your body's literally running a botnet operation without your consent. No wonder you feel like garbage when you're sick; you're basically a mining rig with legs. The heat map even shows the classic overheating pattern: torso and head going full blast like a gaming laptop running Crysis. Pretty sure if you checked Task Manager during a fever, you'd see "Virus.exe" using 100% of your biological resources. Time to install some antivirus software... or just take an ibuprofen and hope the mining operation crashes.

Reddit Is Safe
Webdev
10 months ago 548.8K views 0 shares
Reddit Is Safe
When you map the seven deadly sins to tech platforms and somehow Reddit doesn't make the cut. That's either the greatest compliment or the most savage burn depending on how you look at it. The real question is: what sin would Reddit even be? Wrath from the comment sections? Sloth from doomscrolling for 6 hours straight? Pride from the "well actually" crowd? Turns out Reddit committed ALL the sins so efficiently it transcended the list entirely. It's not that Reddit is safe—it's that Reddit is the entire church of degeneracy that birthed these seven sins in the first place. Meanwhile LinkedIn gets assigned Pride, which is just *chef's kiss* perfect. Nothing says pride like humble-bragging about your "journey" in a 10-paragraph essay with motivational hashtags.

I've Been Wanting To Update My Pieces For A Few Years Now
Hardware Gamedev AI
10 months ago 551.8K views 0 shares
I've Been Wanting To Update My Pieces For A Few Years Now
PC gamers getting absolutely demolished from every possible angle. Bitcoin miners drove GPU prices to the moon, AI training suddenly needs every RTX card ever manufactured, and Micron casually dipped out of the consumer market. Meanwhile NVIDIA's just standing there watching the chaos unfold, probably calculating profit margins. And then there's "Poor Optimization" - the real villain nobody wants to talk about. Your dream PC getting absolutely kicked in the teeth because some AAA studio decided 8GB VRAM should be the minimum for their unoptimized mess. You can't even upgrade your way out of bad code. The GPU shortage era was wild. People were camping Newegg like it was a Supreme drop, paying scalper prices that would make a loan shark blush, all while game devs kept pushing "recommended specs" higher. Fun times.

Linux Virus: The Malware That Needed Tech Support
Linux Security Programming Bash Debugging
12 months ago 743.4K views 2 shares
Linux Virus: The Malware That Needed Tech Support
Oh. My. GOD. The absolute TRAGEDY of this poor virus trying to infect a Linux system! 💀 The virus went through a whole EXISTENTIAL CRISIS trying to run as root, dealing with permission issues, recompiling itself, hunting for libraries, only to finally start and IMMEDIATELY crash! Talk about performance anxiety! And the AUDACITY of the user to open its source code, find its Bitcoin wallet, and send a PITY DONATION of $5! That's not just defeating malware - that's absolutely HUMILIATING it! The digital equivalent of patting a supervillain on the head and giving them bus fare home! 🤣

Can't Have Data In Detroit
Security Databases Programming
1 year ago 485.4K views 0 shares
Can't Have Data In Detroit
Someone just ransomwared your database and they're only asking for 0.0048 BTC ($150)? That's the digital equivalent of having your car stolen and the thief leaving a note saying "I'll give it back for bus fare." Detroit's cyber criminals apparently have the same pricing strategy as their street criminals - dirt cheap and oddly specific.

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Programmers Gambling Addiction
Algorithms Math Hardware Programming Security
1 year ago 803.5K views 2 shares
Programmers Gambling Addiction
Oh. My. GOD! Bitcoin mining explained in the most SAVAGE way possible! 😱 Imagine playing a cosmic lottery where you're trying to guess a number between 1 and 10 22 (that's a 1 with TWENTY-TWO zeros after it, sweetie). The odds are so astronomically ridiculous that your computer would literally burst into flames before guessing correctly! Yet here we are, with thousands of miners worldwide melting the polar ice caps with their electricity consumption just to play this mathematical slot machine from hell. And for what? The CHANCE to win 3.125 Bitcoin that they'll probably never sell because "it might go up more." The delusion is BREATHTAKING!

Programmers' Gambling Addiction
Hardware Security Algorithms Math Programming
1 year ago 832.1K views 1 shares
Programmers' Gambling Addiction
Oh. My. GAWD. This is Bitcoin mining in its purest form—the world's most RIDICULOUS lottery! Imagine being asked to guess a number between 1 and 10^22 (that's a 1 with TWENTY-TWO zeros after it, sweetie). The odds are so astronomically against you that you'd have better chances of finding a bug-free code on the first try! 💅 What makes this ABSOLUTELY HYSTERICAL is that this is literally how mining works! Your fancy mining rigs are just glorified random number guessers, burning enough electricity to power a small country while playing the world's worst guessing game. And for what? The CHANCE to win 3.125 BTC and validation from the blockchain gods! The "Sounds good" guy with his mining farm is all of us thinking we're going to strike it rich with our pathetic hash rates. Honey, you'd have better luck teaching JavaScript to a goldfish!

Why Is Linux Safer Than Other Os
Linux Debugging Testing Backend
2 years ago 628.2K views 2 shares
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Content Roman Sharkov admin Downloaded a virus for Linux lately and unpacked it. Tried to run it as root, didn't work. Googled for 2 hours, found out that instead of uslocalbin the virus unpacked to usr bin for which the user malware doesn't have any write permissions, therefore the virus couldn't create a process file. Found patched , configure and make files on some Chinese forum, recompiled and rerun it. The virus said it needs the library cmalw-lib-2.0. Turns out cmalw-1ib-2.0 is shipped with CentOS but not with Ubuntu. Googled for hours again and found an instruction to build a . deb package from source. The virus finally started, wrote some logs, made a core dump and crashed. After 1 hour of going through the logs 1 discovered the virus assumed it was running on ext4 and called into its disk encryption API. Under birfs this API is deprecated. The kernel noticed and made this partition read-only. Opened the sources, grep'ed the Bitcoin wallet and sent 5 out of pity. 19-50

Scammer Boom
Programming
2 years ago 193.8K views 0 shares
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Content I'VE USED HIGH TECH MALWARE TO HACK YOUR COMPUTER AND STEAL ALL YOUR DATA WHILE ALSO HACKING YOUR WEBCAM AND TRACKING ALL THE SITES YOU VISITED. PAY ME 950 BITCOIN NOW NORMIE PROGRAMMER ProdrammerHumor.io

When your non computer savvy boss talks to you about coding.
Python Frontend
2 years ago 192.1K views 0 shares
When your non computer savvy boss talks to you about coding. | coding-memes, html-memes, computer-memes, engineer-memes, loc-memes, lock-memes, blockchain-memes, bitcoin-memes, IT-memes, ML-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content DILBERT IM NOT AN ENGINEER, SO THIS MIGHT BE A DUMB QUESTION DILBERT COM SCOTTADAMSSAYS BUT WHY CANT WE 3-D PRINT A BLOCKCHAIN AND HTML IT INTO A BITCOIN? 4-20-18 02018 Beott Maan, Tac.slat, by kadrons ticke ALICE CAN ANSWER THAT. I QUIT.

No Idea
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2 years ago 113.3K views 0 shares
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Content Support split key vanity address generation 1 Closed fullmetalScience opened this issue on Mar 23, 2023 - 0 comments fullmetalScience commented on Mar 23, 2023 https:en.bitcoin.itwikiSplit-keyvanityaddress This would be a valuable addition given the tool's unmatched performance. hinto-janai commented on Apr 5, 2023 I have no idea how to implement this. Owner hinto-janai closed this as completed on Aug 19, 2023

The Real Reason Why Linux Is Safer Than Other Os
Linux Debugging Testing Backend
2 years ago 269.0K views 0 shares
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Content Roman Sharkov admin Downloaded a virus for Linux lately and unpacked it. Tried to run it as root, didn't work. Googled for 2 hours, found out that instead of uslocalbin the virus unpacked to usr bin for which the user malware doesn't have any write permissions, therefore the virus couldn't create a process file. Found patched . configure and . make files on some Chinese forum, recompiled and rerun it. The virus said it needs the library cmalw-11b-2.0. Turns out cmalw-lib-2.0 is shipped with CentOS but not with Ubuntu. Googled for hours again and found an instruction to build a . deb package from source. The virus finally started, wrote some logs, made a core dump and crashed. After 1 hour of going through the logs 1 discovered the virus assumed it was running on ext4 and called into its disk encryption API. Under btrfs this API is deprecated. The kernel noticed and made this partition read-only. Opened the sources, grep'ed the Bitcoin wallet and sent 5 out of pity. 19-50

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