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Can't Have Data In Detroit
Security Programming Databases
8 days ago 82.0K views 0 shares
Can't Have Data In Detroit
Someone just ransomwared your database and they're only asking for 0.0048 BTC ($150)? That's the digital equivalent of having your car stolen and the thief leaving a note saying "I'll give it back for bus fare." Detroit's cyber criminals apparently have the same pricing strategy as their street criminals - dirt cheap and oddly specific.

Programmers Gambling Addiction
Algorithms Security Hardware Math Programming
14 days ago 91.9K views 0 shares
Programmers Gambling Addiction
Oh. My. GOD! Bitcoin mining explained in the most SAVAGE way possible! 😱 Imagine playing a cosmic lottery where you're trying to guess a number between 1 and 10 22 (that's a 1 with TWENTY-TWO zeros after it, sweetie). The odds are so astronomically ridiculous that your computer would literally burst into flames before guessing correctly! Yet here we are, with thousands of miners worldwide melting the polar ice caps with their electricity consumption just to play this mathematical slot machine from hell. And for what? The CHANCE to win 3.125 Bitcoin that they'll probably never sell because "it might go up more." The delusion is BREATHTAKING!

Programmers' Gambling Addiction
Hardware Security Algorithms Math Programming
1 month ago 114.0K views 0 shares
Programmers' Gambling Addiction
Oh. My. GAWD. This is Bitcoin mining in its purest form—the world's most RIDICULOUS lottery! Imagine being asked to guess a number between 1 and 10^22 (that's a 1 with TWENTY-TWO zeros after it, sweetie). The odds are so astronomically against you that you'd have better chances of finding a bug-free code on the first try! 💅 What makes this ABSOLUTELY HYSTERICAL is that this is literally how mining works! Your fancy mining rigs are just glorified random number guessers, burning enough electricity to power a small country while playing the world's worst guessing game. And for what? The CHANCE to win 3.125 BTC and validation from the blockchain gods! The "Sounds good" guy with his mining farm is all of us thinking we're going to strike it rich with our pathetic hash rates. Honey, you'd have better luck teaching JavaScript to a goldfish!

Why Is Linux Safer Than Other Os
Linux Debugging Testing Backend
7 months ago 67.9K views 0 shares
whyIsLinuxSaferThanOtherOs | linux-memes, ux-memes, google-memes, try-memes, loc-memes, virus-memes, api-memes, ubuntu-memes, bitcoin-memes, IT-memes, crash-memes, logs-memes, kernel-memes, encryption-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Roman Sharkov admin Downloaded a virus for Linux lately and unpacked it. Tried to run it as root, didn't work. Googled for 2 hours, found out that instead of uslocalbin the virus unpacked to usr bin for which the user malware doesn't have any write permissions, therefore the virus couldn't create a process file. Found patched , configure and make files on some Chinese forum, recompiled and rerun it. The virus said it needs the library cmalw-lib-2.0. Turns out cmalw-1ib-2.0 is shipped with CentOS but not with Ubuntu. Googled for hours again and found an instruction to build a . deb package from source. The virus finally started, wrote some logs, made a core dump and crashed. After 1 hour of going through the logs 1 discovered the virus assumed it was running on ext4 and called into its disk encryption API. Under birfs this API is deprecated. The kernel noticed and made this partition read-only. Opened the sources, grep'ed the Bitcoin wallet and sent 5 out of pity. 19-50

Scammer Boom
Programming
7 months ago 24.1K views 0 shares
scammerBoom | bitcoin-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content I'VE USED HIGH TECH MALWARE TO HACK YOUR COMPUTER AND STEAL ALL YOUR DATA WHILE ALSO HACKING YOUR WEBCAM AND TRACKING ALL THE SITES YOU VISITED. PAY ME 950 BITCOIN NOW NORMIE PROGRAMMER ProdrammerHumor.io

When your non computer savvy boss talks to you about coding.
Python Frontend
8 months ago 32.4K views 0 shares
When your non computer savvy boss talks to you about coding. | coding-memes, html-memes, computer-memes, engineer-memes, loc-memes, lock-memes, blockchain-memes, bitcoin-memes, IT-memes, ML-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content DILBERT IM NOT AN ENGINEER, SO THIS MIGHT BE A DUMB QUESTION DILBERT COM SCOTTADAMSSAYS BUT WHY CANT WE 3-D PRINT A BLOCKCHAIN AND HTML IT INTO A BITCOIN? 4-20-18 02018 Beott Maan, Tac.slat, by kadrons ticke ALICE CAN ANSWER THAT. I QUIT.

No Idea
Backend
10 months ago 16.5K views 0 shares
noIdea | performance-memes, http-memes, bitcoin-memes, idea-memes, ide-memes, comment-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Support split key vanity address generation 1 Closed fullmetalScience opened this issue on Mar 23, 2023 - 0 comments fullmetalScience commented on Mar 23, 2023 https:en.bitcoin.itwikiSplit-keyvanityaddress This would be a valuable addition given the tool's unmatched performance. hinto-janai commented on Apr 5, 2023 I have no idea how to implement this. Owner hinto-janai closed this as completed on Aug 19, 2023

The Real Reason Why Linux Is Safer Than Other Os
Linux Debugging Testing Backend
10 months ago 45.1K views 0 shares
theRealReasonWhyLinuxIsSaferThanOtherOS | linux-memes, ux-memes, google-memes, loc-memes, virus-memes, api-memes, ubuntu-memes, bitcoin-memes, c-memes, IT-memes, crash-memes, logs-memes, kernel-memes, encryption-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Roman Sharkov admin Downloaded a virus for Linux lately and unpacked it. Tried to run it as root, didn't work. Googled for 2 hours, found out that instead of uslocalbin the virus unpacked to usr bin for which the user malware doesn't have any write permissions, therefore the virus couldn't create a process file. Found patched . configure and . make files on some Chinese forum, recompiled and rerun it. The virus said it needs the library cmalw-11b-2.0. Turns out cmalw-lib-2.0 is shipped with CentOS but not with Ubuntu. Googled for hours again and found an instruction to build a . deb package from source. The virus finally started, wrote some logs, made a core dump and crashed. After 1 hour of going through the logs 1 discovered the virus assumed it was running on ext4 and called into its disk encryption API. Under btrfs this API is deprecated. The kernel noticed and made this partition read-only. Opened the sources, grep'ed the Bitcoin wallet and sent 5 out of pity. 19-50

These freelance jobs are becoming increasingly difficult.
Programming
11 months ago 33.1K views 0 shares
These freelance jobs are becoming increasingly difficult. | software-memes, bitcoin-memes, mining-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content project details bitcoin miner fast software EMPHASIS URGENT PRO Iwant you to develop a bitcoin mining software that mines fast that mines 1 bitcoin in seconds, a bitcoin miner software for pc 14 hours 603 DAYS two R 50,00 - R 150,00 R 100,00 Project ID: 2731695

Erm... we're they not welcome before?
Javascript AWS php Python Java
11 months ago 106.4K views 0 shares
Erm... we're they not welcome before? | developer-memes, code-memes, tech-memes, php-memes, java-memes, python-memes, linux-memes, design-memes, ux-memes, backend-memes, aws-memes, back end-memes, test-memes, mysql-memes, node-memes, loc-memes, lock-memes, git-memes, data-memes, sql-memes, pandas-memes, database-memes, postgresql-memes, algorithm-memes, api-memes, blockchain-memes, bitcoin-memes, ethereum-memes, tested-memes, postgres-memes, saas-memes, ide-memes, language-memes, public-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content X Back End Developer THRESHOLD United Kingdom (Remote) Job Description No recruiter . Female applicants are welcome. THRESHOLD it a B2B SaaS business helping crypto companies manae their diort al assets. We are scaling and looking for switched-on driven professionals who want to grow and help accelerate our growth. Your role will include: Identify suitable API data providers for a range of blockchains Integrate APIs to the existing backend system Design and implement improvements to the existing backend system Contribute readable, well tested, and well-documented code Requirements: Experience with Python (incl. Pandas) Experience with Database such as MySQL, PostgreSQL Experience with API integration Experience with Linux Fluency in English, another language is a bonus Strong skills in problem-solving, algorithm design and data structure desian Strong communication and teamwork skills. Good to have: Experience with public blockchains such as Bitcoin and Ethereum Experience with other backend technologies such as NodeJs, PHP, GO, Java Experience working on AWS Understanding of smart contracts Understanding of ETH layer 2

The invention of Ethereum
Programming
11 months ago 31.5K views 0 shares
The invention of Ethereum | loc-memes, lock-memes, class-memes, blockchain-memes, crypto-memes, bitcoin-memes, ethereum-memes, IT-memes, ide-memes, twitter-memes, cs-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Mia Mulder Potatopolitics 2d Bethesda making horse armor directly led to cryptocurrency and NFTs: A video essay 196 17 4,074 46.4K peppermint chocolate zorua ..: 1d : Replying to Potatopolitics no joke, blizzard nerfed a WOW class and made a guy so mad he decided to invent blockchain so that nobod could forcibly edit a file and ruin it for him again 6 17 50 1,150 00 thermalgadget thermalgadget Replying to mewlett and Potatopolitics Vitalik Buterin didn't invent the modern blockchain. Satoshi Nakamoto did with Bitcoin. But yes, Blizzard nerfed Soul Siphon for warlocks and he cried himself to sleep that night (literally) and that started the domino effect of him creating Ethereum 920. 17 Dec 21 . Twitter Weh Ann

Nobody is protected against social engineering
Linux Frontend Backend
1 year ago 24.5K views 0 shares
Nobody is protected against social engineering | software-memes, web-memes, engineer-memes, website-memes, engineering-memes, git-memes, github-memes, security-memes, string-memes, bitcoin-memes, release-memes, IT-memes, idea-memes, ide-memes, retweet-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Taylor Hornby DefuseSec 12 May 2016 DFI tIl give 5100 USD to anyone who can trick me into inserting the string "BackdoorPoC Twitter" into a release of any of my software projects. 9 47 171 236 Steve V ScOObzT 12 May 2016 You should put this challenge on your website. 17 123 390 Taylor Hornby DefuseSec 12 May 2016 DEI Good idea, added it to this page: defuse.casecurity-conta.. 17 108 166 Steve Y ScOObzT - Follow Replying to DefuseSec Did I just win? github.comdefusedefuse. RETWEETS LIKES 591 1,723 8:30 PM - 12 May 2016 25 43 591 1.7K Tweet your reply DFI Taylor Hornby DefuseSec 12 May 2016 Replying to ScOObzT FUCK. What's your paypalbitcoin? 43 82 459 Steve V ScOObzT 12 May 2016 are you going to defcon because I'II settle for just a beer. 43 1 63