Cracked Devs: The Coding Competition Food Chain

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Cracked Devs: The Coding Competition Food Chain

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The coding competition iceberg goes deeper than you thought. While you're there debugging like a normal human, "Hackerman" is downing Adderall and automating solutions, "-mhfwalters" is solving APL puzzles on obsolete hardware for fun, and "wjhbr" is typing at superhuman speeds in Vim while making bank in some mysterious Eastern European tech paradise. Let's not even talk about "Tharg" who mentally compiles assembly code or the Chinese prodigy who can only see matrix-like problem solutions. Meanwhile, you're still trying to figure out why your IDE took so long to start up. Participation trophy for you.

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