The Evolution Of Conditional Intelligence

Regular Pooh: Cramming all your logic into a single conditional statement like some kind of barbaric code caveman.

Tuxedo Pooh: Creating descriptive boolean variables that make your code self-documenting and actually readable by humans who aren't trying to decode the Da Vinci code.

The real high IQ move isn't writing clever one-liners—it's writing code that won't make your future self contemplate a career change when you revisit it in six months.