The Four Emotional Stages Of AI Training

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The Four Emotional Stages Of AI Training

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The four stages of training an AI model, as experienced by every data scientist who's ever lived:

First panel: Innocent optimism. "Training time!" Oh, you sweet summer child.

Second panel: Desperate pleading. "C'MON LEARN FASTER" while staring at that pathetic learning curve that's flatter than the Earth according to conspiracy theorists.

Third panel: The error messages. Just endless red text that might as well be hieroglyphics. *SIGH* indeed.

Fourth panel: Complete surrender. "3, 6, 2!!!" *shoots model* "I'LL GO GET THE NEXT ONE." Because nothing says machine learning like throwing away hours of work and starting from scratch for the fifth time today.

The real joke is that we keep doing this voluntarily. For money. And sometimes fun?

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