The AI Prophet: No Knowledge Required

Einstein says insanity is repeating the same thing expecting different results, while machine learning algorithms are literally just vibing through thousands of iterations with the same dataset until something clicks. The irony is delicious - what we mock as human stupidity, we celebrate as AI brilliance. Next time your model is on its 10,000th epoch, just remember: it's not failing, it's "converging to an optimal solution." Gradient descent? More like gradient stubbornness.

The AI equivalent of the classic Vim trap. Codex is desperately trying to escape with increasingly unhinged "END" and "STOP" commands, just like every developer's first Vim experience. The frantic "STOP++ I'm going insane" is basically the machine learning version of frantically Googling "how to exit vim" while questioning your career choices. The AI has discovered what we've known for decades - some prisons have no escape sequence.

GASP! The sacred campfire tale that sends shivers down the spines of Gen Alpha developers! 😱 A mythical creature who can actually code WITHOUT asking ChatGPT for help?! The horror! The absolute SCANDAL! The juniors sit there, mouths agape, clutching their mechanical keyboards in terror as the senior dev spins this utterly PREPOSTEROUS yarn about ancient coders who used—I can barely type this—DOCUMENTATION and their OWN BRAINS to solve problems! Next thing you know, they'll be claiming these legendary beings didn't need Stack Overflow either! Pure fantasy! Everyone knows real programming is just asking AI to fix your semicolons! 💅

Someone built an entire production app using thousands of AI-generated prompts over several months, admits they don't code or understand HTML/JS, and is now confused why nobody wants to help fix it. They insist "vibecoder skill IS engineering" which is basically like saying watching Gordon Ramsay makes you a chef. The best part? They're calling actual developers "dinosaurs" for not embracing their prompt-driven development methodology. Nothing says "I'm a serious engineer" quite like having zero ability to debug your own production code and getting defensive about it on Reddit. The gatekeeping comment at the top is chef's kiss. Expecting someone to understand the code running their production app is apparently now considered elitist gatekeeping. We've reached peak 2024.

So Microsoft brags about 30% of their code being AI-generated, then pushes an update that kills your SSD. Coincidence? I think not. This is what happens when you let GitHub Copilot write your disk I/O routines. Next update will probably require a blood sacrifice and your firstborn child just to boot up. Remember when updates just fixed things instead of creating exciting new problems? Those were the days...

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