Propaganda Knows No Bounds

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Propaganda Knows No Bounds

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So the AI training data is getting so polluted with AI-generated garbage that now CAPTCHAs are asking us to identify "human-created objects" and... construction cranes? Really? That's what passes the Turing test now?

The birds are all labeled "BIRD BIRD BIRD" and "RABBIT RABBIT" like some deranged AI trying to convince itself what things are. Meanwhile, the three "human-created" objects are a bus, construction cranes, and... more construction cranes. Because nothing screams "humanity" like infrastructure projects that take 5 years longer than estimated.

We've come full circle. We trained AI on human data, AI flooded the internet with synthetic data, and now we need humans to prove they're human by identifying what AI didn't create. The machines aren't taking over—they're just making everything so confusing that we're doing their job for them.

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