Sure Thing Bob: AI's Empty Promises

Five of these panels show the typical innovation S-curve where technology evolves from primitive (MS-DOS, Internet Explorer) to peak performance (Windows 95, Chrome). Then there's music... where we apparently peaked at Napster and it's been downhill ever since. The real innovation was clearly the ability to download entire discographies without paying a cent. Progress isn't always what corporate overlords want you to believe it is.

Oh sweet merciful motherboards! Your company just gave ChatGPT admin privileges?! The ULTIMATE "what could POSSIBLY go wrong" scenario! 💀 It's like handing the nuclear launch codes to a toddler who just discovered what buttons do! One minute you're asking it to reset a password, the next it's "accidentally" deleting your entire production database because someone asked it nicely. Pray to the silicon gods that it doesn't decide your security protocols are "inefficient" and "could use some optimization" at 2AM while you're sleeping! Your career now hangs by a prompt!

ChatGPT confidently declaring there are 9 triangles when most humans can only spot 4 is the perfect metaphor for AI development. It's either seeing mathematical patterns beyond our comprehension or just making stuff up with unwavering confidence. The real AGI achievement isn't counting triangles—it's the audacity to be wrong with such conviction that you start questioning your own sanity. Next up: AI explaining why your code works when it absolutely shouldn't.

Documentation: *exists* Developers: *immediately pull out the "I-don't-care-inator"* Let's be honest—reading documentation is like flossing. We all know we should do it, but somehow we'd rather blast it into oblivion and ask ChatGPT to explain that obscure method in five words or less. Ten years of experience has taught me that the time saved skipping docs is always paid back with interest during 3 AM debugging sessions. Yet here we are, finger hovering over the ChatGPT tab, ready to type "how to center a div" for the 500th time.

The evolution of developers has taken a tragic turn! Back in the glory days, programmers were depicted as muscular chads who wrote code without AI assistance or Stack Overflow, built entire games in Assembly language (absolute madlads), crafted mission-critical code for Moon landings, and fixed memory leaks by manually tweaking pointers. Fast forward to today, and we've devolved into bizarre creatures who can't center a div without Googling it for the 500th time, beg ChatGPT to fix basic syntax errors, get trapped in Vim like it's some kind of developer prison (":q! anyone?"), and somehow manage to create three new bugs while fixing just one. The brutal reality check hits hard. We went from programming gods to dependency-addicted gremlins who can't function without our precious tools. Progress?

Ah yes, the terrifying AI revolution that's going to replace us all... with a locally saved HTML file. Nothing says "cutting-edge web development" quite like sending someone a file path that only works on your machine. The future of tech is clearly C:\Users\ben\Downloads\index.html — accessible to literally no one but Ben. Sleep tight, fellow developers. The robots aren't coming for our jobs until they figure out what a web server is.