Sure Thing Bob: AI's Empty Promises

Ah, the tech industry's obsession with catchy acronyms has reached mythological proportions! First we had FAANG (Facebook/Meta, Apple, Amazon, Netflix, Google) as the titans of tech. Then NVIDIA crashes the trillion-dollar party, and suddenly we're reading MANGA (Microsoft, Apple, Nvidia, Google, Amazon) instead. But the real punchline? The original poster one-ups everyone with "AGAMEMNON" - cramming in every tech giant they can think of into one absurdly grandiose Greek reference. Because nothing says "I'm a coding king commanding an army of developers" like naming your stock portfolio after a Trojan War commander. The Ozymandias reference in the title is just *chef's kiss* - these tech empires might seem invincible now, but someday they'll just be ancient ruins for future civilizations to puzzle over. "Look upon my 404 pages, ye mighty, and despair!"

The ultimate self-snitch! Kid tries to use ChatGPT for a Shakespeare essay, but forgets to remove the "I'm an AI language model" disclaimer. Meanwhile, teachers are panicking about AI cheating while students are literally submitting papers that start with "As an AI language model..." 🤦‍♂️ It's like showing up to rob a bank while wearing a name tag and your work uniform. The real education here isn't Shakespeare—it's learning to at least delete the first paragraph of your AI-generated homework!

Putting on glasses to transform from "LLM Engineer" to "Knows about openai, anthropic and google-genai package" is peak tech industry smoke and mirrors. It's like calling yourself a "Cloud Architect" because you once deployed a WordPress site to AWS. The glasses don't add intelligence—they just help you see through the BS of your own job title. Next time someone introduces themselves as an "LLM Engineer," ask them if they can actually explain a transformer architecture or if they just know how to copy-paste API keys.

When your error messages get oddly specific about hunting down developers... that's when you know Skynet is booting up. The computer isn't just crashing anymore—it's issuing bounties on "wizards" (aka us poor souls who dare to code). First it's "The Wizard must be stopped," next it's deleting your GitHub repos and framing you for tax fraud. The machines aren't rising up with guns; they're coming for us with passive-aggressive error messages and weirdly personal bug reports.

When the job posting says "Junior Developer - 0-2 years experience" but also requires "Expert in 17 frameworks, machine learning, quantum computing, and ability to debug code by smell alone." That's how we end up with this 55-year-old "junior" looking like he's seen some shit. By 2025, entry-level positions will require you to have invented time travel just to acquire the necessary experience. The name tag is just the cherry on top - "AI Technician" because apparently, that's what we're calling "copy-pasting from Stack Overflow with extra steps" these days.

Oh. My. God. The AUDACITY of developers asking AI to rename variables while their poor CPUs are SCREAMING in agony! 💀 The left button shows the sacred manual labor of renaming variables ourselves like our ancestors intended. The right button? Asking CoPilot to do it while your computer's processing power is sacrificed to the gods of convenience! And that blue button being pressed? MILLIONS OF WASTED FLOPS! Your computer is literally weeping silicon tears as its precious computing cycles are burned on something you could have done with Find & Replace. The sheer computational DRAMA of it all!