Don't Solve Problems, Just Build Something

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Don't Solve Problems, Just Build Something

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The classic Drake meme perfectly captures the current tech ecosystem's absurdity. Rejecting the noble pursuit of solving actual problems (you know, the things software was originally invented for), while enthusiastically embracing yet another AI chatbot that generates cat poems in Shakespearean English. The pipeline from "I'm going to change the world with code" to "Check out my AI app that predicts what sandwich you are based on your GitHub commits" is alarmingly short. The VC funding paradox in action - actual solutions get ignored while the 47th AI image generator gets a $10M seed round.

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