Reality Is Often Disappointing

Ah, the perfect moment to whisper about AI catastrophes—right when Silicon Valley is knee-deep in their next technological revolution. Nothing says "executive decision-making" like learning about a second DeepSeek model while the first one is still busy calculating how to optimize human obsolescence. It's giving major "Sir, the iceberg has hit the ship" energy, except the iceberg is artificial intelligence and we're all just standing on deck rearranging the code chairs. The timing couldn't be more impeccable if a cosmic algorithm planned it.

The iceberg of AI terror is real, folks! On the surface, it's just "AI" - those fancy chatbots everyone's talking about. Dive a bit deeper and you hit "Machine Learning" where your code starts making decisions without you explicitly telling it how. But the true horror? That murky "Deep Learning" zone where neural networks do their black magic. And what's holding this entire technological monstrosity together? Some poor developer's spaghetti Python code and linear algebra that they barely remember from college. The whole industry is basically running on StackOverflow answers and caffeine. Next time someone says they "work in AI," remember they're just the tip of an iceberg floating on a sea of mathematical duct tape and prayer.

Look at these peasants SPRINTING to ChatGPT while the door to actual knowledge stands wide open and COMPLETELY ABANDONED! Why learn binary trees when an AI can vomit code for you?! The absolute BETRAYAL of computer science fundamentals! Meanwhile, universities are still teaching sorting algorithms like it's 1995 and not like we're living in the AI APOCALYPSE. The data structures door might as well have cobwebs on it at this point!

GASP! The AUDACITY of developers thinking they can hide behind AI! 💅 When you run git blame to find out which MONSTER broke the code, it reveals the actual HUMAN criminal - not GitHub Copilot! Your AI assistant isn't taking the fall for your disaster of a commit, sweetie! That's right, your name is PERMANENTLY etched in the git history hall of shame! There's no escaping accountability in this dystopian developer hellscape!

Turns out the most advanced AI was just 700 people in a trenchcoat. Builder.ai allegedly sold "AI" that was actually just outsourced developers pretending to be Natasha the chatbot. The classic "artificial" intelligence that's actually just regular intelligence with extra steps. Next revelation: ChatGPT is just a guy named Greg in a basement with really fast typing skills.

Someone asked ChatGPT about JavaScript's export default App; syntax and got the most refreshingly honest AI response ever: "I honestly have no idea." Finally, an AI that admits defeat instead of confidently hallucinating some nonsensical explanation about React components! If only my junior devs had this level of self-awareness instead of copy-pasting Stack Overflow answers they don't understand. The robots might replace us, but at least they'll be upfront about their limitations.