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Someone needs to tell Elon about the exponential growth of node_modules folders. While AI might be growing fast, any JavaScript developer knows the true speed champion is watching your disk space vanish as soon as you run npm install . That 5MB project somehow needs 500MB of dependencies, and God help you if you're on a slow internet connection. The real technological singularity isn't AI - it's when a single node_modules folder finally consumes all available storage on Earth.

Remember when everyone was like "AI is coming for our jobs!" and we were all peeking through the blinds, nervously watching the AI bubble inflate? Well, now it's deflating faster than my motivation after a 3-hour estimation meeting. That smug little smile says it all. We've survived another tech apocalypse, folks. Just like we did with blockchain, NFTs, and whatever the metaverse was supposed to be. Turns out writing if-else statements for a living is still a viable career path after all.

When your neural network sees a GPU and a 3D loss function plot trying to solve what your brain does naturally: "Look what they need to mimic a fraction of our power." Hardware engineers sweating as they build increasingly monstrous GPUs just to calculate gradients, while the human brain sitting there using 20 watts and somehow understanding why that cat meme is funny. The ultimate flex of biological computing.

When the CAPTCHA goes from "select all traffic lights" to a full-blown biology exam. Those duck feet at the top and nine different animals below? Clearly designed by a sadistic backend dev who got rejected by a UI designer. The real Turing test here is figuring out if you're supposed to click on birds, cats, or just give up and accept that bots have better animal anatomy knowledge than humans. Next they'll ask us to identify which semicolon is missing from a screenshot of 500 lines of JavaScript.

Microsoft force-feeding developers their AI coding assistant like it's some miracle elixir. Meanwhile, behind the scenes, it's just regurgitating Stack Overflow answers and GitHub repos that developers wrote in the first place. The circle of code life - write code, have it scraped, then pay to have it suggested back to you. Nature is healing.

Behold the magnificent journey of a "non-technical" founder going from AI-generated hubris to digital humility in just 48 hours! First tweet: "Look at my amazing no-code SaaS built with AI! Stop complaining and start building! P.S. People actually pay for this!" Two days later: "Help! I'm being attacked! My API keys are maxed out, people are bypassing subscriptions, and my database is a dumpster fire! BTW, I'm not technical so... oops?" The classic tale of finding out that building secure software requires more than just dragging and dropping with Cursor. Turns out "zero hand-written code" also means "zero security considerations." Who could have possibly predicted that?