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The classic tech startup founder transformation arc, but make it AI. You start with that ambitious gleam in your eye thinking you're about to revolutionize machine learning. Then you dump your entire Series A funding into GPUs and cloud infrastructure because "we need compute power!" Next thing you know, you've automated every single position in your company including your own, because efficiency, right? The punchline? Your AI-powered product is so expensive to run that your target market can't even afford the subscription fees. Turns out training models on petabytes of data and running inference at scale costs slightly more than a Netflix subscription. Who knew that burning through millions in compute costs would make your pricing model look like a luxury yacht rental? The clown makeup progression perfectly captures the descent from "visionary entrepreneur" to "why is my AWS bill six figures this month?" The real kicker is realizing you've essentially built a very expensive solution looking for a problem that can actually pay for it.

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The AI ethics bot just witnessed a child.kill() function and had a full-blown existential crisis. Classic case of "context matters" in programming. The bot's like "I can't assist with violence!" while the code's just handling thread management. Look at that beautiful irony - a recursively named AI refusing to help with perfectly innocent code because it contains a murder-sounding method. Six years of code reviews and I've never seen an AI clutch its digital pearls this hard.

Oh. My. GAWD. The absolute BETRAYAL of every AI enthusiast right here! 💔 You spend MONTHS drooling over fancy machine learning algorithms, only to have pure mathematics saunter by with that knowing smirk that says "honey, I was here first." The AUDACITY of math to just show up and remind everyone that all those neural networks are just glorified calculus in a trench coat! And don't even get me started on how we've all abandoned our first love (mathematics) for the hot new thing that's basically just... math with extra steps. The DRAMA! The SCANDAL!

Einstein said insanity is repeating the same thing expecting different results. Meanwhile, machine learning algorithms are literally just tweaking parameters and rerunning the same model 500 times until the accuracy improves by 0.02%. And we call that "intelligence." The real insanity is the GPU bill at the end of the month.

The modern developer dichotomy in its full glory! Up top we've got the polished, well-groomed developers who just copy-paste from Stack Overflow, Google search results, and ask ChatGPT to fix their bugs. Meanwhile, the documentation readers below look like they've been coding for 72 hours straight, sustained purely by Monster Energy and sheer determination. Reading docs is apparently the programming equivalent of staring into the void until the void stares back. The best part? Those documentation demons probably write better code than the rest of us combined. Choose your fighter: pretty but dependent, or unhinged but powerful.