Invest In My Revolutionary ChatGPT Wrapper

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7 months ago 205,377 views 0 shares

Invest In My Revolutionary ChatGPT Wrapper

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OH. MY. GOD. The absolute TRAGEDY of modern startups! 😱 Some fancy-pants developer shows up to the venture capital party like "I've revolutionized technology!" only to reveal they've created yet ANOTHER ChatGPT wrapper that solves the most insignificant problem known to mankind. It's the tech equivalent of putting a bow on a potato and calling it innovation! The venture capital world is DROWNING in these "groundbreaking solutions" that are basically just AI with lipstick. The pirate's face says it all - that perfect mix of disappointment and "are you seriously expecting funding for THIS?" I can't even with these people!

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