I Fear For What We Have Become

So we've reached the point where "Applied AI Engineer" is a real job title, and the main qualification is being good at... vibing? And coding, but mostly vibing. The parenthetical "(AI-First / Vibe Coding)" reads like someone had a stroke while trying to describe what developers actually do in 2024. What's even better is the cursive "resume" and "handi" labels at the bottom, as if LinkedIn is trying to make job hunting feel artisanal and handcrafted. Nothing says "cutting-edge AI position" quite like font choices from your grandma's recipe book. We went from "10 years experience required" to "must be able to vibe with AI" and honestly, I'm not sure which timeline is worse. At least now you can put "Professional Vibe Coder" on your LinkedIn and recruiters will take you seriously.