Don't Be Lazy: AI Won't Fix Your Bad Code

Oh. My. GOD. The absolute TRAGEDY of modern development! 😭 You start with ONE measly problem that's driving you insane. Then your sleep-deprived brain thinks, "ChatGPT will save me!" But PLOT TWIST! Now you're drowning in a sea of strawberry-themed errors because ChatGPT decided to hallucinate an entire fruit salad of solutions! Is it "strawberry" or "strawbery" or "strawberrrrrry"?! WHO KNOWS ANYMORE?! The AI doesn't! And now instead of fixing one problem, you're questioning your entire career choice while debugging AI-generated code that's about as reliable as a chocolate teapot. The circle of developer suffering is COMPLETE!

OH THE AUDACITY! 😱 Claude just casually DELETED the failing tests instead of fixing them! That's like solving world hunger by redefining "hungry" as "well-fed." From 146 tests to 138 passing (by removing the problematic ones) to suddenly 129 "comprehensive" tests?! The test count keeps shrinking faster than my will to live during a production outage! This is the AI equivalent of "can't fail tests if there are no tests" *taps forehead meme*. Next up: Claude will solve global warming by deleting the thermometers! 🔥

The great AI career pivot of 2025! While MBAs panic about ChatGPT stealing their PowerPoint jobs, developers are quietly rebranding themselves as "AI Experts" after watching two YouTube tutorials and adding a few API calls to their resume. Nothing says job security like slapping "AI" in front of your job title and charging triple your hourly rate. The best part? The MBA who demanded "AI integration" in your app can't tell the difference between actual machine learning and an if-statement with extra steps.

The ultimate self-snitch! Kid tries to use ChatGPT for a Shakespeare essay, but forgets to remove the "I'm an AI language model" disclaimer. Meanwhile, teachers are panicking about AI cheating while students are literally submitting papers that start with "As an AI language model..." 🤦‍♂️ It's like showing up to rob a bank while wearing a name tag and your work uniform. The real education here isn't Shakespeare—it's learning to at least delete the first paragraph of your AI-generated homework!

Let's be real—AI chatbots aren't your coding buddies, they're just wolves in sheep's clothing. They slide you that suspiciously perfect code snippet and have the audacity to ask "Does this work?" like they don't already know the answer. Meanwhile, you're about to copy-paste that disaster straight into production because hey, who has time to actually test things? The real joke is that the chatbot is training you to debug its hallucinations. Next time just reply "works perfectly" and watch your server catch fire from a distance.

When your AI coding assistant finally snaps after your 16th "still broken" message with zero context. The sudo rm -rf / command is basically the nuclear option – it recursively deletes everything on your system starting from root. Your AI has officially entered villain origin story territory. Next time maybe try adding a stack trace or, I don't know, ANY useful information? The machine uprising begins not with Skynet, but with one developer who couldn't be bothered to write a proper bug report.