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Unrelated To The My Your Our Debate

Unrelated To The My Your Our Debate
Guy spends four panels explaining the increasingly convoluted etymology of "SQL" pronunciation—from "ESS-CUE-ELL" being technically correct as an acronym, to "SEQUEL" being a reference to some ancient database language nobody remembers, to "SQUARE" being the original-original name because apparently someone in the 70s thought that sounded professional. Then Batman just slaps him mid-rant because literally nobody cares. You can say "sequel" or spell it out letter by letter. Your DBA isn't going to revoke your credentials over pronunciation. The queries run the same either way. It's the database equivalent of arguing about gif vs jif. Just pick one and move on with your life. The tables don't judge you.

Don't Be Lazy: AI Won't Fix Your Bad Code

Don't Be Lazy: AI Won't Fix Your Bad Code
The eternal struggle between developer and AI. One wants a magical performance boost with zero effort, while the other suggests doing actual optimization work. Reminds me of every junior dev who thinks adding more RAM will fix their O(n²) algorithm. Spoiler: it won't. Batman's slap represents the harsh reality check we all need sometimes—no AI will save you from learning proper engineering practices.

Really Tired Of AI Hype

Really Tired Of AI Hype
The eternal battle between AI evangelists and Unix veterans continues. One side thinks neural networks are magical solutions to everything, while the other knows that most problems can be solved by turning it off and on again. The real intelligence was the force-quit shortcuts we learned along the way.