At Least They Pay Well

Remember when AI engineers actually had to understand math? The top half shows the glory days of hand-crafted algorithms and weeks of debugging custom gradient descent. The bottom half is just us typing "make AI do the thing" into ChatGPT and calling ourselves engineers. We've gone from spending months fine-tuning decision trees to spending minutes fine-tuning our prompts. The muscles have atrophied, but hey, at least we can ship "AI innovation" before lunch now.

The schadenfreude is palpable. Senior devs have watched this movie before—junior copies ChatGPT code, junior deploys ChatGPT code, production server bursts into flames. There's a special kind of satisfaction watching someone learn the hard way that AI doesn't understand edge cases or business logic. It's the circle of dev life: you either die a ChatGPT believer or live long enough to become the cackling senior who saw it coming.

ChatGPT can't count words properly, and we're worried about AI taking our jobs? Please. The robot uprising will be delayed by basic arithmetic errors. It's like watching a calculator struggle with 2+2 while claiming it's ready to design nuclear reactors. The irony of an AI failing at following simple instructions about word count is just *chef's kiss* perfect job security.

Content The Self Taught "Serious" Programmer Starter Kit "Just learn assemblv" What the hell is a proof? "bro, you don't need math" Has zero professional experience Lacks basic computer architecture fundamentals despite praising its importance Very active in r/_programming Over emphasizes the importance of code editors and sneers at IDEs made with mematie

Marketing folks rejecting actual algorithms while embracing "AI" is peak corporate comedy. They don't want the nerdy math stuff—they want the shiny buzzword they can slap on everything! Never mind that AI literally runs on algorithms... but why let technical reality get in the way of a good slide deck? Next quarter they'll discover "machine learning" and act like they invented fire.

OMG, the AUDACITY of these tech companies! 💅 First they're all "AI agents will revolutionize everything!" *dramatic hair flip* But pull off that ghost sheet mask and SURPRISE! It's just the same old automation workflows we've been using since the Paleolithic era of computing, but with fancier marketing! The tech industry really thinks we're all just standing here with our mouths open waiting for them to rebrand "if-then statements" as "autonomous intelligence." I CANNOT EVEN with this level of deception! *faints onto Victorian chaise lounge*