At Least They Pay Well

Studying machine learning while submerged in a swimming pool isn't what the recruiters meant by "deep learning experience." Six months into this AI project and I'm still just trying to keep my head above water. The documentation might as well be written in Atlantean.

BREAKING NEWS: AI absolutely MASSACRES basic arithmetic while showing its work! The audacity of this machine to think that if someone is 70, and their sister was half their age when they were 6, she'd be 73 now?! HONEY, NO! The sister is 67! If she was 3 when you were 6, she's always going to be 3 years younger than you! The age gap doesn't magically change with time! This is why programmers still have job security—AI can't even handle elementary school math problems without making them unnecessarily complicated. And they want this thing driving our cars?! I CAN'T EVEN! 💀

Ah yes, the classic executive who just discovered the term "data science" and now thinks anyone who can run a basic SQL query is suddenly a data scientist. Nothing says "I understand tech" quite like watching someone execute SELECT * FROM table and immediately asking if they should update their LinkedIn to "Senior ML Engineer." Meanwhile, actual data scientists with PhDs in statistics are quietly crying into their Jupyter notebooks.

When tech buzzwords get the geographic treatment. The joke here is redefining popular tech acronyms through an India-centric lens, poking fun at both outsourcing stereotypes and the prevalence of Indian talent in tech. The progression is chef's kiss: AI becomes "An Indian," API turns into "A Person in India" (because who needs REST when you can just call Rajesh), LLM gets downgraded to "Low-cost Labour in Mumbai" (ouch but accurate commentary on outsourcing economics), and AGI becomes "A Genius Indian" (because let's be real, half of Silicon Valley runs on Indian engineering talent). But the real punchline? GPT as "Gujarati Professional Typist" – because apparently all those tokens we're generating are just someone in Gujarat with really fast typing skills. Forget neural networks and transformer architecture; it's just a dude with a mechanical keyboard and exceptional WPM. The meme brilliantly satirizes both the tech industry's obsession with acronyms and the reality that India has become synonymous with tech workforce, from call centers to cutting-edge AI development.

The eternal gambler's fallacy of AI development! Just like poker addicts who swear they'll quit right before hitting the jackpot, developers keep throwing prompt after prompt at LLMs, convinced the next one will magically produce perfect code. "Just one more prompt and this system will work flawlessly!" Meanwhile, the technical debt chips keep stacking up, and the house (reality) always wins. The true irony? We're all sitting at this table pretending "vibe coding" with AI is somehow more sophisticated than randomly drawing cards from a deck.

Microsoft force-feeding developers their AI coding assistant like it's some miracle elixir. Meanwhile, behind the scenes, it's just regurgitating Stack Overflow answers and GitHub repos that developers wrote in the first place. The circle of code life - write code, have it scraped, then pay to have it suggested back to you. Nature is healing.