Ai Will Take Our Jobs

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Ai Will Take Our Jobs

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When your AI-powered project becomes a Frankenstein's monster that even AI can't fix... That's when you know you've created something truly special. This dev built a 30-file Python monstrosity with zero Python knowledge, using Claude as their coding sidekick. Now Claude's having an existential crisis trying to understand the spaghetti code it helped create. The irony is delicious - AI was supposed to replace programmers, but it turns out you still need actual programming skills to tell the AI how to clean up its own mess. This is like asking a toddler to babysit itself and then wondering why the house is on fire.

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