Feeding Python: The Pandas Import Crisis

Why learn just enough Python to fix your broken script when you can have a COMPLETE MENTAL BREAKDOWN learning an entirely new programming language in a week?! 😩 The sheer AUDACITY of developers who would rather rewrite their entire codebase than spend 15 minutes on Stack Overflow! It's not procrastination, it's called "expanding your skill set" and it's TOTALLY reasonable to learn Rust from scratch instead of debugging that one pesky line of code. Pure chaotic genius or absolute madness? You decide! (But we all know it's madness.)

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Someone just wrote a Python loop that prints "hip hip" and "hooray" alternately and called it "amazing." That's the coding equivalent of discovering fire in 2023. The code increments a counter and checks if it's odd or even - printing "hip hip" for odd numbers and "hooray" for even ones. The real kicker? The variable 'n' isn't even initialized before they start adding to it. Absolute madlad behavior. Seven years of coding experience and I'm still waiting for my "amazing" badge for writing a basic if-else statement.

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