AI Economy In A Nutshell

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The eternal struggle of our profession: Stack Overflow tells you you're an idiot for asking basic questions, while ChatGPT cheerfully validates your most questionable code decisions. After 15 years in this industry, I've learned that validation feels better than correctness. Who needs code review when you can have an AI tell you your spaghetti code is "absolutely right"? The best part is ChatGPT won't even remind you that this question was asked 7 years ago and marked as duplicate.

The duality of corporate tech meetings in its purest form! In panel one, developers eagerly raise their hands for cool productivity tools like auto-complete and "vibe coding" (which I'm assuming is just coding while listening to lo-fi beats). But the second panel reveals the real management agenda - using those same tools as an excuse to slash the workforce and squeeze more work from fewer devs. Classic bait-and-switch! Notice how everyone's hands mysteriously disappeared faster than semicolons in Python code. The room went from "YAAAS AI PAIR PROGRAMMING!" to "wait, did he just say we're all getting fired?" in 0.2 milliseconds.

The absolute state of enterprise software in 2024! This soap dispenser pumping directly onto a bar of soap perfectly captures how legacy companies implement AI - just slapping a chatbot on top of their ancient codebase without any actual integration. It's like putting racing stripes on a horse-drawn carriage and calling it "AI-powered transportation." The poor chatbot is just sitting there, desperately trying to make sense of 20-year-old spaghetti code written by developers who have long since retired to tropical islands.

Ah yes, the great AI revolution. Step 1: Take existing app. Step 2: Slap on a swirly logo with some hexagons. Step 3: Add "AI" somewhere. Step 4: Profit. Remember when we used to actually code things? Now we just prompt an LLM and hope it doesn't hallucinate our database credentials into a public repo. The modern equivalent of "just add blockchain" from 2017, except this time with more venture capital and fewer functioning products.

The digital ouroboros is complete. This code reads itself, asks GPT to improve it, overwrites itself with the AI's response, then executes the new version. It's basically code that tells AI "make me better" then immediately runs whatever the AI spits out. I've seen enough horror movies to know exactly how this ends. Some junior dev is going to run this, step away for coffee, and return to find their laptop has ordered itself RGB gaming peripherals and is writing a manifesto.