Adding More Developers Won't Fix A Stuck Project

Nothing kicks your brain into high gear like the threat of financial ruin! This genius created the ultimate wake-up call by programming an AI to launch 100 premium EC2 instances at 6 AM daily. For the uninitiated, EC2 instances are Amazon's cloud computing servers that can cost hundreds of dollars per hour for the high-end ones. The sheer terror of potentially burning $500 per minute because you hit snooze one too many times? That's motivation no amount of coffee could ever provide. The cloud computing equivalent of putting your alarm clock across the room, except this one threatens to empty your bank account. The best part? "I haven't missed a day so far." Yeah, no kidding. Nothing says "rise and shine" like impending bankruptcy!

The eternal developer duality: one minute you're excitedly architecting the next revolutionary app, the next you're contemplating a tech-free existence after your code breaks for the 17th inexplicable reason. The cabin-in-the-woods fantasy intensifies with every merge conflict and dependency hell. It's not burnout—it's just Tuesday. The funniest part? We all know which wolf is winning at 3 AM when you're debugging production issues while questioning your career choices.

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