Adding More Developers Won't Fix A Stuck Project

Ah, networking protocols explained in their purest form. TCP is that formal guy in a suit, carefully handing over a package, making sure it arrives intact. He'll stand there all day waiting for confirmation. "Did you get it? Please respond. I'm still here waiting..." Meanwhile, UDP is just yeeting packages into the void like a pizza delivery guy who gets paid by quantity, not quality. "I think I threw something in your general direction. Good luck finding it! Not my problem anymore!" After 20 years in the industry, I've learned that both have their place. Need reliability? TCP. Need speed and don't care if a few frames drop in your Zoom call? UDP. It's like choosing between a careful accountant and a chaotic artist - depends if you're filing taxes or throwing paint at a canvas.

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The formula at the bottom is the activation function for a neural network node. This poor soul clearly invested his life savings into an AI startup that promised to "revolutionize the industry" with their groundbreaking algorithm. Spoiler alert: it was just logistic regression with extra steps. Now he's smiling through the pain while his LinkedIn says "Open to work" and his GitHub is suddenly very active.

When your "quick fix" turns into a complete codebase overhaul! 😱 591 files changed and that +10326/-989 line count is giving me heart palpitations. We've all been there—start with "I'll just tweak this one thing" and suddenly you're six minutes into committing what can only be described as a code apocalypse. The commit message "HOLY F***" perfectly captures that moment of "what have I done" clarity. This isn't a commit, it's a manifesto!

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Content when your coworkers ask if you know who has been writing bad code all this time - Well, of course I know him. He's me.