Adding More Developers Won't Fix A Stuck Project

The classic "idea guy" in game development strikes again! Nothing makes actual developers run for the hills faster than someone who's done all the "hard work" of coming up with an idea while expecting you to do the trivial part of... you know... actually building the entire game. It's like saying "I've designed a rocket ship on a napkin, now all you need to do is the engineering, physics, and actually launching it into space!" Sure buddy, let me drop everything and work on your revolutionary "Flappy Bird but with zombies" concept for free.

The Buddha statue perfectly represents those sneaky race condition bugs—dormant, patient, and eerily calm while plotting your demise. They hide in your codebase for months, meditating in silence, only to unleash total chaos precisely when your deadline approaches. It's like they have a calendar alert for "release weekend" when they collectively decide to wake up and choose violence. Nothing says "I'm going home at 4am" quite like discovering your multi-threaded code was actually a ticking time bomb all along.

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The perfect response when your coworker asks if you've consulted the documentation before bothering them with your problem. Ten years in this industry and I've developed a sixth sense for detecting who actually reads docs versus who just mashes Stack Overflow solutions together until something works. Documentation is like flossing - everybody claims they do it regularly, but the reality is much grimmer. Most devs would rather reverse-engineer an entire codebase than spend 5 minutes reading what the author actually intended.