Adding More Developers Won't Fix A Stuck Project

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8 months ago 233,801 views 1 shares

Adding More Developers Won't Fix A Stuck Project

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Adding more developers to a stuck project is like adding more people to drive a cart stuck in mud. The obvious solution? More horsepower to pull it out. The corporate solution? Add more drivers who'll just sit there smoking while the same horse struggles. Next sprint planning meeting, I'll just bring this picture instead of speaking. Saves everyone 45 minutes.

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