The Only Way: Don't Burn Out

Content Web development 1 Am Devloper iamdevloper 21h A list of basic Linux commands every developer should know: 1. Open your browser 2. Head to your favourite search engine 3. Type "how to copy a file to another directory' 4. Click the first Stack Overflow link 5. Copy the top voted answer 6. Blindly paste it into your terminal 78 17 559 3 267 3.

Content A QA Tester walks into a bar: He orders a beer. He orders 3 beers. He orders 2976412836 beers. He orders 0 beers. He orders -1 beer. He orders q beers. He orders nothing. El ordena una cerveza. He orders a deer. He tries to leave without paying. He starts ordering a beer, then throws himself through the window half way through. He orders a beer, gets his receipt, then tries to go back. He orders a beer, goes to the door of the bar, throws a handful of cookies into the street, then goes back to the bar to see if the barmaid still recognises him. He orders a beer, and watches very carefully while the barmaid puts his order into the till to make sure nothing in his request got lost along the way. He starts ordering a beer, and tries to talk the barmaid into handing over her personal details. He orders a beer, sneaks into the back, turns off the power to the till, and waits to see how the barmaid reacts, and what she says to him. He orders a beer while calling in thousands of robots to order a beer at exactly the same time.

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Content Let the torture commence Let's reveal all the coding related questions you asked on Google and Chatgpt B2ZTI

Ah yes, the true enemy of developer productivity - waiting for Gradle builds. Everything else zips by in seconds, but then Gradle shows up with its "13h 28m 0s" like it's compiling the entire internet. This is why senior devs have developed the ancient art of "coffee fetching" and "strategic meetings" that mysteriously coincide with build times. The real reason we all have 32GB of RAM isn't for those fancy IDEs - it's just to convince Gradle to maybe finish before retirement.