The Only Way: Don't Burn Out

Content 5-X Today at 6.03 PM they're interviewing the Palworld guys on JP TV none of them knew how to develop a game "we all learned on the job budget of 10,000 Boopity Bop Today at 6:04 PM Game Freak in shambles. 7-X Today at 6:04 PM most models and gun stuff done by some middle schooler who was working part time at a convinience store the devs went to originally they were gonna do unity but they realized it was laggy so they switched to unreal on the advice of their senior dev who had worked with unreal once before (edited) (none of them knew how to use unreal and so they decided to split up the docs) the senior dev had to teach everyone else what Unreal was and how to use it the decision to make it pokemon with guns was because they were worried the game would not be a global success unless they added guns to it because "Americans like to shoot things" the gender-neutral "Type A character creator was likewise because "Americans sometimes want to make very ugly characters" no version control used at all ma00000... "We didn't really know which one would work so we copied all the files onto a flash drive every day. Every week we would buy a bucket of new flash drives." 5 Today at 642 PM hadn't gotten hired by any big game companies and I was very surprised that Steam would just let anyone publish anything." I don't think I would be a good fit at Nintendo. They want to make things that are groundbreaking and creative. I'm a trend follower." ma000000o "What is your creative vision?" I don't have a creative vision. I just want to make a game that people like."

The illusion of choice in modern tech! That beautiful conditional statement says it all - whether you accept cookies or not, you're getting tracked. It's like asking someone "Would you prefer I spy on you through the front door or the back window?" Either way, your data's being harvested faster than you can say "privacy policy." The funniest part? Companies actually spent millions on those cookie consent popups just to implement this exact logic behind the scenes. Talk about malicious compliance!

Content Me: Codes "Hello World" Me a Minute later: rProgrammerHumor Jrin

When you finally get OpenGL rendering working after three days of segfaults and "undefined reference" errors, and everyone's impressed by the pretty particle effects while you're sitting there proud that your GPU is actually doing the work instead of melting your CPU. They think it's about the visuals. You know it's about that sweet, sweet hardware acceleration and those glorious 60 FPS with 2% CPU usage. The real flex isn't the sparkles—it's the efficiency, baby.

Content Invincible I'm writing multiple services which are high performance IL. Only to be decommed, rewritten or migrated one day. ProarammerHumor.io

Content LAST YEAR A NEW GUY 20 RAN SOME SCRIPTS WITH WRONG PARAMETERS THAT COST US 6 PERSON MONTHS IN CLOUD COSTS AM NOT HIRING ANYONE WITHOUT 50 YEARS OF EXPERIENCE IN GER, AWS, AND AZURE