The Only Way: Don't Burn Out

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The Only Way: Don't Burn Out

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SWEET ESCAPE ROUTE DETECTED! When the code has finally broken your spirit and your soul is as fragmented as your codebase, there's only ONE SOLUTION! Abandon ship! Flee the trenches of actual programming and ascend to the promised land of project management where you can torture others with deadlines instead of torturing yourself with debugging! Just trade your keyboard for a Gantt chart and POOF – suddenly you're the one asking "why isn't this done yet?" instead of sobbing into your energy drink at 3 AM. The ultimate developer career hack – if you can't fix the bugs, manage the people who will!

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