The Only Way: Don't Burn Out

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Content Pranay Pathole PPathole 1973: -What are you doing with that 4KB of RAM? -Sending people to the moon. 2019: - What are you doing with that 16GB of RAM and 102 CPU? - Excel has a dialogue box open somewhere.

Content 1 king-of-meme If brains are biological computers, why don't we lag? mirthandir You can't tell me you've never walked into a room and forgotten why you're there or lost a train of thought for a few seconds thetallesthobbit Once when I was driving home from school I had a brief moment of panic because I thought I'd forgotten my car at school 00 rasec-wizzIbang can a human brain run doom

Content nVIDIA. v 4 I wrote a bot to inflate scalper prices, with.. Q I wrote a bot to inflate scalper price s, with no intention to purchase skateordiedgk 6h Like you all, I waited up all night for the launch, refreshing the page vigorously trying to get a 3080 for myself. Notify to sold out, instantly. I saw all the bots on ebay selling them for 1200-1400 and was so salty that I wrote a quick bot to target Ebay auctions. The bot makes an account and puts in ridiculous bids that no one will pay. If it is an auction, the scalper ain't profiting now. Those 6-20k bids on ebay is my bot making sure they don't sell their scalped product, because when the auction is over, no payment will be fulfilled. Hopefully for us all, they will be back in stock soon. Good luck everybody

That moment when muscle memory betrays you. Pressing Ctrl+C in a terminal doesn't copy text—it kills the process. It's the digital equivalent of reaching for coffee but grabbing hot sauce instead. The sheer horror on that man's face perfectly captures the millisecond your brain realizes what your fingers just did. And now you get to start all over again. Wonderful.

The ultimate programmer dad joke has arrived! This meme shows a mattress literally shaped like the letter "S" between two bed frames - making it "hard-coded" in the most physical sense possible. It's what happens when you take programming terms literally. This is exactly what your senior developer warned you about when they said "don't hardcode values!" Now we know why - your code ends up sleeping uncomfortably and waking up with back problems. The only thing more painful than maintaining this bed would be maintaining the legacy code it represents.