Developer: "This task will take 3 months to complete."
Project manager: "Best I can do is 8 story points."
The classic time-estimation standoff where developers give realistic timelines and management responds with arbitrary story point allocations that somehow translate to "finish it by Friday." Agile was supposed to save us, not destroy us.
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