Burndown chart Memes

Developer: "This task will take 3 months to complete." Project manager: "Best I can do is 8 story points." The classic time-estimation standoff where developers give realistic timelines and management responds with arbitrary story point allocations that somehow translate to "finish it by Friday." Agile was supposed to save us, not destroy us.

Oh man, this is EXACTLY how sprint planning goes down! 🔥 Junior dev shows up all proud with their measly 3 story points while the senior dev is sitting there with a smirk, ready to absolutely demolish the sprint with a TWENTY-ONE POINTER task! 💪 The Scrum Master's probably having a heart attack in the corner. "That's not how story points work!" Meanwhile Product Owner is frantically updating the burndown chart. Pure chaos! Every dev knows that feeling when you're about to drop the "actually this is way more complex than everyone thinks" bomb during estimation. Power move!