The Fundamental Problem With This Industry

Content LOOKINGOPINFO IN AN OLD TAB YOU DONT NEEDANY MORE OPENING UP YOUR SOTHTAB

Content I'll make a joke about... Programmers... Not doing any work! How original.o And having no personal life Daring today, aren't we?

Content Design simple puzzle game First reviews say its way too hard First reviews say its way too hard Put "impossible in the name

The holy trinity of OS frustration perfectly captured in a color triangle! Windows: "Nothing works well" because your printer driver is from 2007 and your registry is a haunted mansion. macOS: "Nothing works how you want it" because Apple decided you shouldn't have that feature, and who needs right-clicks anyway? Linux: Just "Nothing works" because you've spent 6 hours configuring your wireless card only to break your display drivers in the process. The beautiful irony is that no matter which OS you choose, you're just picking your preferred flavor of disappointment. It's like dating three different people who all ghost you in unique ways.

The legacy of zero-indexing strikes again! While most humans count from 1, programmers know arrays start at 0 in most languages. This poor child's fate was sealed when mom insisted on starting her array at 1 instead of 0 during pregnancy. The result? A kid destined to commit the cardinal sin of programming—using 1-based indexing. It's basically hereditary at this point. That kid is going to grow up to be the colleague who writes for(i=1; i and makes everyone's eye twitch during code reviews.

Content WRITING WHOLE PROJECT AS STUDENT WRITING 10 LINES OF CODE AS SALARIED Enough For Today!