The Fundamental Problem With This Industry

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So we went from "Wikipedia isn't credible, cite peer-reviewed sources" to "just hallucinate an answer from an LLM trained on Reddit comments." The irony is so thick you could deploy it in a Docker container. Teachers spent decades drilling into us that Wikipedia was the devil's encyclopedia, meanwhile ChatGPT is out here confidently making up citations and historical events with the same energy as a junior dev explaining their code in a PR review. At least Wikipedia had the decency to show you the [citation needed] tags. Now we're supposed to trust a black box that occasionally insists that 2+2=5 if you ask it nicely enough. The same people who wouldn't let you cite Wikipedia for a high school essay are now asking ChatGPT to write their production code. What a time to be alive.