The Debt Accelerators

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Ah, the magical world of "vibe coding" - where efficiency means creating catastrophic inefficiency at unprecedented speed! Two engineers casually generating enough technical debt to keep 50 engineers employed for the next decade. It's like watching arsonists brag about how quickly they can burn down a forest. "Look at us being so productive with our unreadable one-liners and zero documentation!" Meanwhile, future developers are already updating their résumés because they sense a disturbance in the codebase. Remember kids, technical debt is like regular debt except your bank is the grim reaper of software projects, and he always collects with interest.

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