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HTTP 418: I'm a teapot

The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb

HTTP 418: I'm a teapot

The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb

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Best I Can Do Is Confuse You

C++ Programming Debugging
2 months ago 112.6K views 0 shares
Best I Can Do Is Confuse You
Ah, C++ error messages - where the compiler turns into a cryptic pawn shop owner saying "Best I can do is confuse you." When you ask where the problem is in your code, C++ hands you a 47-line template instantiation error pointing to a library file you've never touched, with helpful gems like "no known conversion from 'const int' to 'int&&'" in a function called by a function called by a function you wrote. Ten years of experience and I still stare at these errors like I'm trying to decode ancient hieroglyphics written by a caffeinated octopus.

Split Phase Struggle

Agile Devops Programming
3 months ago 92.2K views 0 shares
Split Phase Struggle
Developer: "This task will take 3 months to complete." Project manager: "Best I can do is 8 story points." The classic time-estimation standoff where developers give realistic timelines and management responds with arbitrary story point allocations that somehow translate to "finish it by Friday." Agile was supposed to save us, not destroy us.

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